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jumperfucker) wrote2011-07-05 08:25 am
jumperfucker) wrote2011-07-05 08:25 am
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If ever you would like to annoy a [Bad username or site: cons_detective title=consulting_detective @ livejournal.com], an effective way to do so is to sprain his wrist. If you really want to annoy him, make sure it's on his dominant side.
And if you would like to annoy his boyfriend, have him do it at 4am.
He won't tell me what he was doing, which means it was probably the sort of incredibly stupid thing that only a certified genius would think was a good idea. Whatever it was, my desk has been knocked over.
And if you would like to annoy his boyfriend, have him do it at 4am.
He won't tell me what he was doing, which means it was probably the sort of incredibly stupid thing that only a certified genius would think was a good idea. Whatever it was, my desk has been knocked over.
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Granted, that's something I'm more likely to do
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The bloody kitchen table for Christ's sake
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Hush, you.
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