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When are you going to come clean up all these garden gnomes? I don't know what to do with them and they're annoying my landlord.


In other news, there are very large, very green paw prints going back and forth across my sitting room. wth?

Date: 2011-09-05 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Is this aimed at me? I hadn't really thought it through this far.

If he can cope with them until I can get Harry to give me a ride to the tip then that would be good.

Date: 2011-09-05 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
I don't know, your other half is notorious for not being constrained to the canvas in his artistic intentions. Maybe I inspired him?

Anyway. Hound of the Baskervilles?

Date: 2011-09-05 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Sounds thrilling. You should write that.

Date: 2011-09-05 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
I could make a joke about other big hairy things eating paint and sticking it's face in the fridge.

But I'm not going to.

I'm bigger than that.

Date: 2011-09-05 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
I'll wear gauntlets next time I pet him.

Date: 2011-09-05 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Oh

Sorry, mate

In my defense, I tried to stop him

Date: 2011-09-05 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Tell S thanks for that

Millie was amused but was good enough not to laugh too hard over it, provided I didn't bring Junior into the house

Date: 2011-09-05 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Me?!

I wasn't the one with green paint, you div

Date: 2011-09-05 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Tell that to the insides of my car

Your regular seat is now a riot of green paw prints

Date: 2011-09-05 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Don't tempt me to paint it over with fresh paint next time I drive you to places

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