Don't you start with me, mister. These phone keys are tiny!

John is fine. He's an adult, he can fend for himself a bit. You probably know how strong he is, even unconsciously, so you didn't think he needed defending.

Its al good. Go get drunk, like I did! Keeps the annoyance factor to a minimum! Altho my husband is giving me the side-eye. Chips and bacon-cheese dip and beer is a perfectly acceptable dinner. Right?