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Went over to Mary's today to see the new cat. I don't know what she's talking about, the little guy's a sweetheart. He tried to hop right up on my lap, but couldn't quite make it, so I had to pick him up. S seemed quite taken with the little guy as well. It wouldn't quite hand feed from him, but I'm not sure if that had more to do with the cat, the cone on the cat's neck, or the brace on S' hand. But it let him pet it as it was eating, so there.

Some time between leaving Mary's and coming home, he managed to 'misplace' his brace. I think he left it in the cab, the brat. He kept complaining that it hurt -- not his wrist, but the actual brace. I guess that's why he doesn't wear a watch? I don't know. I was about to lose my head if I saw him shove one more thing inside it. I've told him that taking it off will only screw up his wrist even more, and his response was that he'll just not fall off any more desks. Which I guess sort of answers the question of what he did to himself in the first place.

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Well, do you want him to clean the ceiling, or not? ;-)

Has he tried just immobilizing it with sports bandage? It's probably less itchy to him

He might still have it somewhere. He took the knitting needle I gave him, and he has quite the talent for hiding small items.

Also, you don't see the evil within because all cats like you. Because you're a freak. :p

God, I am so sorry. I saw what he took a few hours after we got home.

Did you get it all back?

Yes, it's all there, as far as I know. Don't worry about it, love.

It's just a thing.

Okay. Let me know if you spot anything else that should be there but isn't.

I'm a little upset about this one, actually.

To be honest, I probably wouldn't have noticed the ceramic frog till I came to pay the bills.

Don't be too harsh on him, I never think right when I'm sore either.

Yeah, I guess it was just one of his idiot moments. He's been having a lot of those lately.

It's because he's a certified eccentric genius...

And Christ, all the animals love you

You're a fucking Disney princess, aren't you

That would explain why he has a tendency to wear flouncy dresses and sing to pigeons.

Heeee, I picture the kitty helping her do dishes, somehow.

I hope she is not bitey like my youngest, who is Evil!

I wonder if it would help him to wear a glove under a brace? If he has sensitive skin, that must drive him crazy.

God, does that make us his loyal sidekicks and S his prince in painted armor?

John seems to be having fun with Murphy

Don't know if I can say the same for Mary though

Well, I do go over and do the dishes sometimes.

Although I draw the line at doing his laundry.

Can I be the bunny?

Unless you're talking about Mary

I'm fairly sure she only bites people on special occasions

Tiny and jumpy

I think you'd fit

Fuck you, Bill.

He does sort of, yeah. Have sensitive skin, I mean.

But until I can work out what he did with the brace, I guess it's kind of a moot point.

Don't hate me just cuz I know your secret identity, man

Maybe retired princess, that flat is nowhere near Disney clean