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We went over to Bill's last night to watch Shaun of the Dead with everyone. It was a lot of fun. It'd been a while since I'd seen that one, and I'd forgotten how intense the zombie part of that one is (oh, Barbara).

We wound up staying the night, because S fell asleep and is ridiculously hard to wake once he does. But I guess that's what happens when you hardly ever sleep. He gets every minute out of it when he does finally get there.

This morning was interesting and I'm still wishing my friends could just get along. :/


Rest of the day was pretty normal. Listened to people's health complaints and came home to pack. The extra bedroom at the new place is already making a difference, since most of the stuff we're moving belongs to S. When am I ever going to use an eight-foot-squared canvas?
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Home after a hellish day at the surgery. What is it with people who know there's something wrong with them, and then wait until the something wrong grows to the size of a melon before seeking help? Jesus, people.

We've been really busy packing and slowly moving stuff over to the new place. If I managed to forget to give you our new address, let me know. I'm not mass-texting it because I don't know how.


Any friends of S' reading this: he may be a bit sporadic in his net usage. On top of all the moving, something seems to have happened with a friend of his or something. Whatever it is, it's put him in a bit of a mood.


OH. Pub night! I knew I'd forgot something. It was pretty ordinary, as pub nights go. Tony's still a prick and tried to take our table again, but we set him right with the help of a couple of new guys to the quiz. They seemed pretty all right. One of them was former military and served in Iraq. He and his boyfriend joined our team, which was a bit unfair to them, because it means they came pretty close to last on their first night. haha sorry, guys. We told you we suck.

We may be seeing more of them at the quiz. Hopefully we do. They seemed to be just as annoyed at Tony as the rest of us.
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Been a few days since I posted. Sorry about that, there's a lot going on.

Signed the paperwork on the new place. Did I mention that? I might have done. It was a while ago, and I can't remember.

Went out to have drinks with Sarah for the first time in, oh god. I don't even know. Does forever count? I'm saying forever. It felt that way. Anyway, that was a lot of fun. Had some drinks, talked a bit. Possibly planned a trip to Paris after S and I are done moving. I also may have forgotten to bring that up with him. My mind is sort of fried right now.

NEWS ON THE MISSING DOG: It was in my basement. S put it there. In one of his lapses of judgement, he thought he was doing Bill a favour by bringing the dog home. Apparently it got out, and is the size of a horse, so S had no real way of putting it back in. It's probably what I would have done as well, but with the added step of letting Bill know what had happened. But the dog is safe and Bill and Millie are happy.

Pub quiz tonight. Just waiting on Bill to get over here, as usual. More on that later.


I also may have gone to see Harry Potter with Amanda and her son. Shut up, I like it.
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Swedish scientists deliberately OD on sleeping pills.


In other news, [livejournal.com profile] not_thatbill has lost his dog. It's a big black scruffy male that answers to Junior (pictures on Bill's journal). If anyone in the Regents Park area has seen the dog, please let him know.


In other, other news, I am not on Tumblr. I don't know who has the Jumperfucker name over there, and I'm sure they're a lovely person, but they are not me.
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Went over to Mary's today to see the new cat. I don't know what she's talking about, the little guy's a sweetheart. He tried to hop right up on my lap, but couldn't quite make it, so I had to pick him up. S seemed quite taken with the little guy as well. It wouldn't quite hand feed from him, but I'm not sure if that had more to do with the cat, the cone on the cat's neck, or the brace on S' hand. But it let him pet it as it was eating, so there.

Some time between leaving Mary's and coming home, he managed to 'misplace' his brace. I think he left it in the cab, the brat. He kept complaining that it hurt -- not his wrist, but the actual brace. I guess that's why he doesn't wear a watch? I don't know. I was about to lose my head if I saw him shove one more thing inside it. I've told him that taking it off will only screw up his wrist even more, and his response was that he'll just not fall off any more desks. Which I guess sort of answers the question of what he did to himself in the first place.
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So, the BBC aired SHERLOCK tonight, and... well, wow, really. I wasn't exactly sure what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. Holmes and Watson Sherlock and John (I don't think I'll ever get used to that) running across rooftops and using GPS to track criminals. Wow. I'll do a proper write-up later. Or maybe just wait until S does his and link to it, because he's probably better at that sort of thing than I am.

BUT! That wasn't even the best bit. The best bit was all the everyone who came over. Very successful turnout, I thought. Finally got to meet [livejournal.com profile] salts_theway in person. She was cool. Pretty much exactly what I was expecting, I think. And just like I promised everyone, S was... well, okay. Not exactly behaved, but civil. He mostly just ignored everyone, and spent most of the time pointing out plotholes in the show. Well, shouting at them. He really didn't like that Holmes didn't work out the thing with the killer (being intentionally vague so I don't have to cut for spoilers).

It went off fairly... ok. We did have another group of people from [livejournal.com profile] holmeschat show up. I'm so sick of those people. Seriously. Maybe these ones will get stupid and post to HC as well so I can bring the smackdown on them as well. But Mary and Bill took care of them so I didn't have to deal wit them.

Once again, my flat is completely cover in popcorn. It's all ground into the carpet, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to try to pull out the sofa to get all of it. You guys, seriously. And if it isn't popcorn, it's cake. WTF, I thought we were all adults. Why is there cake ground into my chair? BILL, YOU WERE SITTING THERE. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING WITH THAT CAKE? I swear, you're about this close to having embarrassing pictures show upon on the internet. I'll put them on HC if I have to.



Harry called a bit after the episode was over to have a bit of a shouting match. Sorry to everyone who was still here, again. She was pissed off that I did the pub quiz last night but I just didn't even want to deal with it. My phone's off for the night. If you need me, send S a text or something. He's good at screening calls.
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[livejournal.com profile] let_us_trade, how do you not know that the setting of Psycho was the Bates Motel? Even Bill knew that! And Bill always gets those ones wrong.

Anyway, I really needed tonight. I hadn't even realised how badly I need it until we got down there to the Queen's Head. Usual crowd. Tony and his lot were at the table next to us and kept trying to put us off by throwing pig snacks. Which was fine until I was fetching a pint from the bar and had a bit of a stumble, completely spilling my bitter down his shirt. The whole thing. Gone.

Wouldn't call it wasted though.

Have I mentioned that Tony is a tosser? I think I've said this every pub quiz night, but for those who have missed it: Tony is a tosser. That is all.

We came in dead last this month. I mean, stone dead last, if negative points were possible, we'd have had them. I don't think we've ever finished with nought before. That is a new record. I'm quite proud of that one, actually.


When that was done, we went out for proper drinks at the Phoenix. You know Bill's had a few too many when he starts flirting with the barman. Who I'm fairly positive had only not punched him in the face because Bill was twice his size. Didn't know you had that side to ya, Bill. But now we know your type! Short and hairy, and I think Greek. I don't know, I couldn't tell. He sounded Greek. He also sounded pissed off.

THE TEAM have decided to keep Greg, and we have initiated him accordingly. Don't worry, mate. No-one likes the anchovies. But you don't have work for a few days, which should give plenty of time to get rid of the stink. But that's the last time anything like that'll happen deliberately. I promise.

Just finally stumbled in about fifteen minutes ago (maybe more. IDK how long it's taken me to type this up) and found S had managed to break our few remaining plates. So there's a fitting end to a night that I'd previously thought had ended up in a hedge of the totally boring and not-at-all exciting variety.



John, you're an idiot. I'm leaving this post up so you can see just how big of an idiot you are.

Hot Fuzz

Jun. 17th, 2011 10:13 am
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Mike and Bill came over yesterday for Hot Fuzz, and made a total mess out of my front room with pop corn. But it was a lot of fun, and really has me looking forward to tomorrow. S sort of watched it with us, but spent most of it napping. But to be fair, we did wind up doing everything right in the middle of when he normally has his nap on the sofa. And apparently neither hell nor high water is going to keep him from napping. It's kind of adorable, actually (Mike and Bll agreed).

By the way, Mary. The cake was awesome. S wouldn't let me have much of it, but what I was able to eat was quite delicious.

And speaking of cake, someone showed up at my door during the film yesterday with a bunch of Jaffa cakes. Guess what: we do know who you are and I've spoken with [livejournal.com profile] let_us_trade about a restraining order against you. This will be happening in a few hours. But just a word of advice, for you and everyone else from [livejournal.com profile] holmeschat: stay away from me, and stay away from S. You all know that he's not as nice as I am, and I'm not going to stop him from defending himself.


On a happier note, pub quiz tonight! I've been looking forward to this all week. S has decided not to come with, but he'll leave the house when he's ready.


And for Saturday: How many people should we be expecting? I think S knows most of you by now, but I want to make sure.
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After I got home from trying, and apparently failing, to drop some soup off for [livejournal.com profile] salts_theway, I came home and attempted to remain functional. This plan failed rather badly and S and I wound up kipping on the sofa for a bit. I think I woke up around 2pm or so, and just sort of camped out there for a few hours until S lef to go do whatever it is he does when he wanders off.

Ooooor that was the plan. Apparently when S left, he took my cane with him. You know. The one [community profile] whochat ridiculed me for needing to walk? I don't know where he went with my cane, and still covered in that pink shit, but wherever it was, it was not here. Eventually, Mary came over to at least help me to my feet (wow, hungover sleep on a sofa is not very good on already knackered joints, as it turns out) so I could at least change into something resembling pyjamas and do the brushing of the teeth and all that. After that, we hung out on the sofa with a DVD in until I don't know when. I passed out. I just remember waking up to S banging around like a mad git until he eventually drove Mary away.

That was around 5am this morning. After that, though, he helped me back to the bedroom and we at least managed to get a few hours of proper sleep until I just couldn't sleep any more. I found my cane waiting for me in its usual spot by the bed, where it hadn't been the night before (he still won't tell me what he was up to), and left him back there while I did my morning thing (baking soda's not working very well, btw).


I just dropped him off over at [personal profile] storm_ford's place to do a bit of his art thing. I'm sort of wondering if it was a




Just got a text as I was writing that. He says he got bit by a dog. WTF? How do you get bit by a dog when you're talking about different shades of white?



ETA: Only my boyfriend could get bitten by Dog 1, I swear. He wasn't even doing anything. Just standing there, apparently. And the dog just bit him right on the ankle. Mike brought him home and he's having a sulk on the sofa now. At least he's in one piece, even if not the same piece I left him in.

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