cute enough to shoot you down

omg Can this day be over yet? Please?

Because I work for the NHS, in a position where new advancements in medical technology and practises affect my job, I just got to spend the last 12 hours listening to some guy with the world's worst lisp talk about a new procedure for something so rare and obscure, most people will hear about it from House and/or Casualty within the next six months (assuming they haven't already. I don't actually watch either of those. All the inaccuracies, I tell you. ALL OF THEM).

Anyway, that's why I was down in Wimbledon today. I figured, S is sick, he's probably not been up to much, and since I've had all my jabs for the year, having a cuddle wouldn't actually be the most risky thing I've done all day. And he's sick enough that he might have even let me get away with it.

I'm not in the mood for a cuddle. I don't know what sarah_s and Mrs not_thatbill did when they came over to check on S, but the bedroom looks like a bloody warzone happened in a Tesco's aisle.

I suppose I should have known something was up when Sarah called me for advice. I really didn't think making some tea and toast would have been that big of a job, but apparently it was!

Seriously. Why is there jam on the carpet? That shit is never coming out. There's soup there as well. And the bed is full of crumbs. What did he do? Sleep in the toast? Actually, don't answer that. I don't want to know. The kitchen's a disaster as well, which I know, it wasn't great when I left this morning, but I'm pretty sure I didn't leave the milk lying open (and on its side!) on the table.


I swear to god, he's like dating a two-year-old sometimes.

No, my account has not been hacked. Yes, my boyfriend is an idiot. No, I don't want to hear about either of those.

We're moving. Definitely, without a question, moving. This is insane. When did it become acceptable for a bunch of adults to stalk someone they don't even know, except through mentions on the internet? I was hoping that the restraining order we had placed on that first person would set a bit of an example, but apparently not.

So, do you hear that? You guys win. We're moving. Now please stop bothering my landlord, because he won't be mine for much longer.



And no. consulting_detective does not actually hate everybody. He just means the idiots that keep showing up outside, but didn't do a very good job at articulating that apparently.


You don't actually know that.

Yes, what w_harry posted was true. Ha ha. Very funny. You can stop sending me emails and PMs now. I've heard it all, twice.

And yes. cons_detective has pretty much taken down his account. I don't know if he's still going to be online at all, or what his plans are. Frankly, I didn't ask. He just got a big commission from storm_ford yesterday, and was probably going to be spending most of his time on that anyway, even before all this crap happened.

Thanks to everyone who's been there for us the last few days. It was a battle of will power to even get into work today, but once I was there, things weren't as bad as they could have been. At least most people had the tact to leave us alone. To those few who did try to come in, I don't know what you were thinking with that. You know I wasn't going to agree to see you anyway.


Bill and Mike: Hot Fuzz is still on. I need it, after the way this week has been. S says he doesn't mind if it's just the four of us, but would much rather do it here. I'm not sure what put him off most about going to your place, Bill, but he's not budging on the matter. And frankly, I'm not going to push, because I agree with him.

Please come home.