cute enough to shoot you down

But [Bad username or site: cons_detective title=consulting_detective @ livejournal.com] has posted another wonderful bit of artwork. This one for holmestice.

More artwork from [Bad username or site: cons_detective title=consulting_detective @ livejournal.com] today. NSFW. BBC!Holmes and Watson. VERY hot.

Right here

After I got home from trying, and apparently failing, to drop some soup off for salts_theway, I came home and attempted to remain functional. This plan failed rather badly and S and I wound up kipping on the sofa for a bit. I think I woke up around 2pm or so, and just sort of camped out there for a few hours until S lef to go do whatever it is he does when he wanders off.

Ooooor that was the plan. Apparently when S left, he took my cane with him. You know. The one whochat ridiculed me for needing to walk? I don't know where he went with my cane, and still covered in that pink shit, but wherever it was, it was not here. Eventually, Mary came over to at least help me to my feet (wow, hungover sleep on a sofa is not very good on already knackered joints, as it turns out) so I could at least change into something resembling pyjamas and do the brushing of the teeth and all that. After that, we hung out on the sofa with a DVD in until I don't know when. I passed out. I just remember waking up to S banging around like a mad git until he eventually drove Mary away.

That was around 5am this morning. After that, though, he helped me back to the bedroom and we at least managed to get a few hours of proper sleep until I just couldn't sleep any more. I found my cane waiting for me in its usual spot by the bed, where it hadn't been the night before (he still won't tell me what he was up to), and left him back there while I did my morning thing (baking soda's not working very well, btw).


I just dropped him off over at storm_ford's place to do a bit of his art thing. I'm sort of wondering if it was a




Just got a text as I was writing that. He says he got bit by a dog. WTF? How do you get bit by a dog when you're talking about different shades of white?



ETA: Only my boyfriend could get bitten by Dog 1, I swear. He wasn't even doing anything. Just standing there, apparently. And the dog just bit him right on the ankle. Mike brought him home and he's having a sulk on the sofa now. At least he's in one piece, even if not the same piece I left him in.

Things are much better. I have a boyfriend napping next to me on the sofa, and plans to go see Frankenstein at the National next week.

I'm a bit tired, because things have been a bit weird. I was woken up around two o'clock this morning by S tapping furiously at my laptop keyboard. I thought he was gonna break it. Instead, he was just pissing off people in #221bbaker.

He left around 4am to go do god knows what, and came home a few hours later with a pig's head, with the intent to tattoo the ears. I didn't even know he had the kit for it, but he seems to know what he's doing. I'd post pictures, but I don't know what he's done with the head now. But he did clean it up, so that's fine. At least it's not staring at me any more.

Also in chat, I ran into an old girlfriend, mscontrarymary. We dated for a few years before I joined the army, and she went off to travel. She's back now, and looking to get into fandom. Please be nice to her.

S and I went out for breakfast, because we were bored and I couldn't be arsed to cook anything. I think the pig head was putting me off. I don't think we're allowed back at that restaurant any more, though. The owner didn't take too kindly to S drawing on the table with a Sharpie. You'd think he'd know better, but I guess not.

And now this entry has come full circle. I've still got a few days off before Sarah marks me available to come in again. But that's good, because I think I still need a few days to recover.

If you invite a cons_detective over for lunch, he'll want to look through the contents of your DVR.

If he looks through the contents of your DVR, he'll want to watch Doctor Who.

If you let him watch Doctor Who, he'll want to start from the beginning of the most recent series.

If you watch the most recent series from the beginning, he'll want to set up camp on your sofa.

If you let him set up camp on your sofa, you'll soon find it covered in laptop and various other computer parts.

If you let him put his laptop and various other computer parts all over the place, he'll assume that it's his area and eventually fall asleep there.

If you let him fall asleep on your sofa, he'll expect tea and breakfast in the morning.

If you serve him tea and breakfast he'll want to look through the contents of your DVR*...


This is how I came home from work to find a certain cons_detective still in my flat. Not that I mind. It's just not exactly the sort of thing that happens every day. I don't know what he spent all day doing, but I found him asleep on the sofa in the exact same position I found him when I got up this morning. I think that's all he does is draw and sleep.


*I think he actually went through my DVDs while I was gone. That, or he put them all on the floor for no good reason, which also sounds very likely.