Paint

Jun. 11th, 2011 09:01 am
jumperfucker: (Default)
[personal profile] jumperfucker
In my hair. That's what I have right now. But it's not friendly paint. No. This paint turns to cement when you try to wash it out.


ETA: He's saying it's not paint. It's enamel. Is there even a difference???

Date: 2011-06-11 08:02 am (UTC)
consulting_detective: (Default)
From: [personal profile] consulting_detective
Yes. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have specified. And one generally only needs one question mark in a sentence.

Date: 2011-06-11 08:03 am (UTC)
consulting_detective: (Default)
From: [personal profile] consulting_detective
And stop worrying. It’ll come out eventually. Or you can cut your hair.

Date: 2011-06-11 08:05 am (UTC)
consulting_detective: (Default)
From: [personal profile] consulting_detective
I have some brush cleaner that will get it out, but you won’t like what it will do to your hair. Or your scalp. The first two offers on order are your best bets.

Date: 2011-06-11 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
... Are you going back to cueball status?

Date: 2011-06-11 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Is that his signature

"Property of consulting_detective" for the whole word to see

Date: 2011-06-11 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Grow a moustache and wear a bowler hat to work

Do it

Date: 2011-06-11 09:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Find one in the same shops you get your jumpers at, they're about as old

Yes, I went there

Date: 2011-06-11 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Whatever you say, granddad

Date: 2011-06-11 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
You can't hit me with that cane of yours if you can't catch me, mate

Date: 2011-06-11 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Wait, what happened to the one we bought you that one time as a gag gift?

Date: 2011-06-11 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
I swear if you wear a bowler hat I will do to it what I did to the sombrero. With extreme prejudice.

Date: 2011-06-11 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
You wouldn't dare. Fuzzy Tom is a piece of HISTORY. He's not some artist's plaything!
Oh gosh... Have you shaved your head?

Re: I would dare

Date: 2011-06-11 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Oh my gosh. John. You could have just used baby oil and cling-film.
Oh gosh, you could buy a beret and look like that guy off the Mythbusters.

Re: I would dare

Date: 2011-06-11 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Get him to paint new hair on.
He does lovely hair, I've seen it.

Re: I would dare

Date: 2011-06-11 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Oh, and you have such a lovely head.
Maybe you could just get him to kiss it better? :p

Re: I would dare

Date: 2011-06-11 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
The answer is baby oil. Always more baby oil.
I would have thought you'd have learnt that by now. ;)

Re: I would dare

Date: 2011-06-12 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-croft.livejournal.com
Sorry, but baby oil sounds plain wrong.

Re: I would dare

Date: 2011-06-12 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Don't knock baby-oil, it's actually pretty versatile.

Re: I would dare

Date: 2011-06-12 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-croft.livejournal.com
I'm not knocking it. I'm just saying it's something the RPF writers could find good use for.

Re: I would dare

Date: 2011-06-12 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Oh gosh. I hadn't even thought of them.

Re: I would dare

Date: 2011-06-12 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-croft.livejournal.com
I guess that's what happens only when you're a mod.

Date: 2011-06-11 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] narcomanic.livejournal.com
... Why did he have pink enamel in his hands to begin with? Most importantly, what were those hands doing anywhere near your hair?

It makes me cry inside a little every time a man shaves his hair off, but I guess you can try and pass it off as a summer look?

Date: 2011-06-12 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] narcomanic.livejournal.com
Probably, because I'm having trouble picturing a scenario where someone accidentally grabs someone's head with enamel-covered hands. Unless he, like, tripped and tried to regain his balance by grabbing you?

Date: 2011-06-11 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neveryou-again.livejournal.com
It probably wouldn't help to say yes, there is a difference, would it?

Eeep, how did you even manage to get it in your hair? Was it just lying out around the apartment or something?

Date: 2011-06-11 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neveryou-again.livejournal.com
Oh, lordie.

*pats your shaved head comfortingly*

Date: 2011-06-12 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alltoseek.livejournal.com
Is it cons_detective who told you bald is sexy? Maybe that's why he did it :D

*totally lacking in icons of sexy bald men*

Date: 2011-06-11 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ningen-demonai.livejournal.com
... I'm sorry, that's pretty damn hilarious. XD

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