cute enough to shoot you down

omg Can this day be over yet? Please?

Because I work for the NHS, in a position where new advancements in medical technology and practises affect my job, I just got to spend the last 12 hours listening to some guy with the world's worst lisp talk about a new procedure for something so rare and obscure, most people will hear about it from House and/or Casualty within the next six months (assuming they haven't already. I don't actually watch either of those. All the inaccuracies, I tell you. ALL OF THEM).

Anyway, that's why I was down in Wimbledon today. I figured, S is sick, he's probably not been up to much, and since I've had all my jabs for the year, having a cuddle wouldn't actually be the most risky thing I've done all day. And he's sick enough that he might have even let me get away with it.

I'm not in the mood for a cuddle. I don't know what sarah_s and Mrs not_thatbill did when they came over to check on S, but the bedroom looks like a bloody warzone happened in a Tesco's aisle.

I suppose I should have known something was up when Sarah called me for advice. I really didn't think making some tea and toast would have been that big of a job, but apparently it was!

Seriously. Why is there jam on the carpet? That shit is never coming out. There's soup there as well. And the bed is full of crumbs. What did he do? Sleep in the toast? Actually, don't answer that. I don't want to know. The kitchen's a disaster as well, which I know, it wasn't great when I left this morning, but I'm pretty sure I didn't leave the milk lying open (and on its side!) on the table.


I swear to god, he's like dating a two-year-old sometimes.

Ha ha. You're very funny, you know that? You're cleaning it up, because I'm sure as hell not doing it.

Using a virus to treat HIV



In other news, continue to stay safe, London. :/

As some of you might know, there's someone on Dreamwidth impersonating [Bad username or site: cons_detective title=consulting_detective @ livejournal.com]. This is NOT him. I just wanted to put that out there.

Related, and I'm not sure if it's the same person, but someone seems to be using 'jumperfucker' on irc.ecnet.org. This is also NOT me. A lot of servers will ban you if you have obscenity/profanity in your nick, which is why I've always gone as JumperFkr on IRC (as well as a few other names if I'm feeling silly).

I was only made aware of this just now, when storm_ford and I were in the channel, and someone using the nick jumperfucker joined.


I'm not angry. Just a bit confused.