I have two questions

[jumperfucker]

Where did the skull come from, and why was it waiting for me on my pillow?


That's really fucking creepy, you know that?

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[consulting_detective]

Well, where else was I supposed to put it? You don't mind, do you?

[jumperfucker]

Yes, I mind. I mind when I'm going to bed and I crack skulls with an actual skull.

Put it on your side next time. I swear, you're worse than that damn cat. At least it leaves the dead things it finds on the floor.

[consulting_detective]

Oh, don't be so dramatic.

[jumperfucker]

Oh my god. You have got to be joking.

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

Wait, you haven't nicked the one from the model in the biology lab, have you? I heard it was missing. Tell me that wasn't you.

[consulting_detective]

No, of course not. Why would you even think I'd do something like that? Believe it or not, but my record is completely clean of theft.

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

I've never thought you would steal it.

Borrowing without asking is an entirely different matter.

[consulting_detective]

That's still theft. And no, as far as I know, this skull has never belonged to St Bart's.

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

Well if that's the way we recall it I think your lovely boyfriend owes me a few things or I'm getting him thrown in the slammer. ;)

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Tell me it's not a real one

Because I don't want to know if it is

[jumperfucker]

Of course it's real.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Why did I even bother asking?

That was a rhetorical questions, by the way

[consulting_detective]

If it was rhetorical, why bother asking at all?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

A flicker of hope that it wasn't what I thought it would be, maybe?

[consulting_detective]

Dull.

[alltoseek.livejournal.com]

Actually, he didn't ask. He made a request and a statement that JF somehow interpreted as a question.

[consulting_detective]

Well, even as a statement, it was a stupid one.

[consulting_detective]

Why wouldn't it be? Fake ones are boring.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Fake ones bring up less questions on how you managed to get your hands on them

[consulting_detective]

It's not as difficult to acquire genuine human skulls as one might imagine. I can think of several websites that deal in them just off the top of my head.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

That wasn't an invitation to tell me how but cheers

I'm sure it'll come in handy

Someday

Maybe

[consulting_detective]

http://www.skullsunlimited.com/

http://www.boneroom.com/

[alltoseek.livejournal.com]

Knowing where to get a 'skull' off the 'top of your head'. I"m sure it was inadvertent, but wow. That's a sad one, there :-)

[consulting_detective]

John, this is getting atrocious. I'm changing your layout to something that isn't so hateful.

[consulting_detective]

Ugh, this one's hideous, but at least you can read the comment threads.