I have two questions

[jumperfucker]

Where did the skull come from, and why was it waiting for me on my pillow?


That's really fucking creepy, you know that?

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[consulting_detective]

It's not as difficult to acquire genuine human skulls as one might imagine. I can think of several websites that deal in them just off the top of my head.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

That wasn't an invitation to tell me how but cheers

I'm sure it'll come in handy

Someday

Maybe

[consulting_detective]

http://www.skullsunlimited.com/

http://www.boneroom.com/

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Wow

You know, I was set on being horrified but that's actually pretty interesting. Must be rather pricey to ship out to here, if that's even possible

[consulting_detective]

I wouldn't know. I have local sources as well.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure never to ask about them

Why'd you get one, anyway? Art project?

[consulting_detective]

Because it was interesting. Do I need a reason beyond that, or is it so inconceivable that I might have interests outside of art?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Bit hard to imagine you going around and suddenly being hit with the urge to buy a skull

[consulting_detective]

It was an impulse buy. It was near the register.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Whatever keeps you entertained, I guess

Hell of a way to inform John about it though

[consulting_detective]

He's fine. He'll get over it. It's not like it bit him or anything.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Don't make it overthrow the natural process of death just to spite you

[consulting_detective]

What on Earth are you talking about?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Never mind, it's nothing, just remembering some old movie I watched for Christmas

[consulting_detective]

?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

'Nightmare Before Christmas' sound familiar?

[consulting_detective]

Ah, yes. I'd hardly consider the early 90s "old," though.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Tell that to my nephews and nieces

They make me feel old with all their bounding about and talk of "it's a classic Christmas movie, uncle!"

[consulting_detective]

If something makes you feel old, it's probably because you're old, rather than the thing in question.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Let me grump about being old in peace, you brat

[consulting_detective]

You sound like my brother.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Which one? The one with the cat I need to meet one day or the-one-who-shall-not-be-mentioned?

[consulting_detective]

The one who isn't completely hateful. Obviously.

[alltoseek.livejournal.com]

Knowing where to get a 'skull' off the 'top of your head'. I"m sure it was inadvertent, but wow. That's a sad one, there :-)

[consulting_detective]

Oh, please. If I were after a pun, it would have been far more clever than that.