I have two questions

[jumperfucker]

Where did the skull come from, and why was it waiting for me on my pillow?


That's really fucking creepy, you know that?

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[consulting_detective]

Well, where else was I supposed to put it? You don't mind, do you?

[jumperfucker]

Yes, I mind. I mind when I'm going to bed and I crack skulls with an actual skull.

Put it on your side next time. I swear, you're worse than that damn cat. At least it leaves the dead things it finds on the floor.

[consulting_detective]

Oh, don't be so dramatic.

[jumperfucker]

Oh my god. You have got to be joking.

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

Wait, you haven't nicked the one from the model in the biology lab, have you? I heard it was missing. Tell me that wasn't you.

[consulting_detective]

No, of course not. Why would you even think I'd do something like that? Believe it or not, but my record is completely clean of theft.

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

I've never thought you would steal it.

Borrowing without asking is an entirely different matter.

[consulting_detective]

That's still theft. And no, as far as I know, this skull has never belonged to St Bart's.

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

Well if that's the way we recall it I think your lovely boyfriend owes me a few things or I'm getting him thrown in the slammer. ;)

[consulting_detective]

Wouldn't that actually be kidnapping? Assuming such logic can be applied to people.

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

I've no idea what you're implying, mate.

on a completely different note, there will be no making of toast, at least not by anyone but me.

[consulting_detective]

I've made it perfectly clear what will happen if he makes anyone toast. Ever.

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

Look at you, saving the world from the bane that is my best lad John Watson.

At this point I'm not sure which one of you is the braver. ;P