Sort of like that mouse and the biscuit

[jumperfucker]

If you invite a cons_detective over for lunch, he'll want to look through the contents of your DVR.

If he looks through the contents of your DVR, he'll want to watch Doctor Who.

If you let him watch Doctor Who, he'll want to start from the beginning of the most recent series.

If you watch the most recent series from the beginning, he'll want to set up camp on your sofa.

If you let him set up camp on your sofa, you'll soon find it covered in laptop and various other computer parts.

If you let him put his laptop and various other computer parts all over the place, he'll assume that it's his area and eventually fall asleep there.

If you let him fall asleep on your sofa, he'll expect tea and breakfast in the morning.

If you serve him tea and breakfast he'll want to look through the contents of your DVR*...


This is how I came home from work to find a certain cons_detective still in my flat. Not that I mind. It's just not exactly the sort of thing that happens every day. I don't know what he spent all day doing, but I found him asleep on the sofa in the exact same position I found him when I got up this morning. I think that's all he does is draw and sleep.


*I think he actually went through my DVDs while I was gone. That, or he put them all on the floor for no good reason, which also sounds very likely.

Comments

[mazarin221b.livejournal.com]

I'm finding that having a five year old both illuminates me to the structure of your post, as well as the contents of it.

They sound stunningly alike, actually.

But...finding a delicious man on your sofa when you get home from work isn't exactly something to complain about, is it?

[jumperfucker]

Aside from the mess he left for me to clean up, nope. No complaints here. ;)

[ununpentium.livejournal.com]

What series of Doctor Who?

And I'm having images of a literal Sherlock camp on your sofa, complete with a tent and everything.

[jumperfucker]

Series 6. He hadn't seen a new episode since the one with the pirates.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank god you showed him the rest of them, because that wasn't the greatest. Not that anything with Our Heroes in it isn't great, but...

[jumperfucker]

Yeah, it wasn't the best episode this series. But every series needs a weak episode to make the others look even more awesome.

[alltoseek.livejournal.com]

I think that's all he does is draw and sleep.

Is there anything else to do?


I mean, for someone who has artistic talent (i.e. not me :-)

[jumperfucker]

I wouldn't know. I have all the artistic talent of a rock.

[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Very likely indeed.

[jumperfucker]

Has he always been like this?

[my-croft.livejournal.com]

What do you think?

Or maybe I should say, how would I know?