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[livejournal.com profile] let_us_trade, how do you not know that the setting of Psycho was the Bates Motel? Even Bill knew that! And Bill always gets those ones wrong.

Anyway, I really needed tonight. I hadn't even realised how badly I need it until we got down there to the Queen's Head. Usual crowd. Tony and his lot were at the table next to us and kept trying to put us off by throwing pig snacks. Which was fine until I was fetching a pint from the bar and had a bit of a stumble, completely spilling my bitter down his shirt. The whole thing. Gone.

Wouldn't call it wasted though.

Have I mentioned that Tony is a tosser? I think I've said this every pub quiz night, but for those who have missed it: Tony is a tosser. That is all.

We came in dead last this month. I mean, stone dead last, if negative points were possible, we'd have had them. I don't think we've ever finished with nought before. That is a new record. I'm quite proud of that one, actually.


When that was done, we went out for proper drinks at the Phoenix. You know Bill's had a few too many when he starts flirting with the barman. Who I'm fairly positive had only not punched him in the face because Bill was twice his size. Didn't know you had that side to ya, Bill. But now we know your type! Short and hairy, and I think Greek. I don't know, I couldn't tell. He sounded Greek. He also sounded pissed off.

THE TEAM have decided to keep Greg, and we have initiated him accordingly. Don't worry, mate. No-one likes the anchovies. But you don't have work for a few days, which should give plenty of time to get rid of the stink. But that's the last time anything like that'll happen deliberately. I promise.

Just finally stumbled in about fifteen minutes ago (maybe more. IDK how long it's taken me to type this up) and found S had managed to break our few remaining plates. So there's a fitting end to a night that I'd previously thought had ended up in a hedge of the totally boring and not-at-all exciting variety.



John, you're an idiot. I'm leaving this post up so you can see just how big of an idiot you are.

Date: 2011-06-18 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
At least it wasn't winter. Cold anchovies down your trousers in freezing weather is never fun

OI that was not flirting with him! You were too busy making that face of yours to notice anyway. Admit it, you were thinking about S that whole time, you besotted drunk

Date: 2011-06-18 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
That is not a drunk face, mate. That is a mooning face

And S is the moon or something

After all you drank, i'm not surprised. Millie is beta-ing my writing as we speak. Her giggling is very distracting but adorable

Date: 2011-06-18 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
you can't see me

but i'm throwing the v at you right now

what you gonna do about it

Date: 2011-06-18 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HIM TWO AND SAY IT'S FROM BOTH OF US

Date: 2011-06-18 03:12 am (UTC)
consulting_detective: (Default)
From: [personal profile] consulting_detective
You are such an idiot.

Date: 2011-06-18 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] storm-ford.livejournal.com
I DONT OWN ANYONE A BLOWJOB ESPECIALLY NOT FOR YOUR PERSONAL COCKUPS.

Date: 2011-06-18 07:37 am (UTC)
consulting_detective: (Default)
From: [personal profile] consulting_detective
If it helps, I don't want you to give me a blowjob. Nor do I know why he thought I would.

Date: 2011-06-18 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] storm-ford.livejournal.com
Oh god. Why did I answer that drunk. Why did Bill even post it?

...Um. Yes. It helps?

Date: 2011-06-19 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
What

How am I to blame for this

Nobody tells me nothin'

Date: 2011-06-18 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
the but adorable is all her btw

Date: 2011-06-18 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ningen-demonai.livejournal.com
... I am unsure if this post makes me WANT to drink or stay very VERY far away from it. XD

Date: 2011-06-18 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com
Reminds me why I don't...

Date: 2011-06-19 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ningen-demonai.livejournal.com
It really helps that I don't like the taste of alcohol. o/

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