[F-LOCKED]* Seriously?

[jumperfucker]

How can a person go their entire life without having ever eaten an apple? It just seems like such a basic staple of everything, and he's never had one.

This came about yesterday when I'd impulse-bought a few at the supermarket (green, for the record).

I'm trying to talk him into trying one, but he's the most stubborn man on the planet and I don't want to push.

*[ooc: You know the drill. Commenting open, but F-locked for plot reasons.]

Comments

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Wasn't as sweet but it's better than nothing!

Also better than that yellow stuff that smelled like death warmed over

[piplover.livejournal.com]

Yellow stuff? I don't think I want to know.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

You reeeaaaally don't

Wankers dared me to try it

Never again