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jumperfucker) wrote2011-05-30 05:17 pm
jumperfucker) wrote2011-05-30 05:17 pm
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Sort of like that mouse and the biscuit
If you invite a ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cons_detective over for lunch, he'll want to look through the contents of your DVR.
If he looks through the contents of your DVR, he'll want to watch Doctor Who.
If you let him watch Doctor Who, he'll want to start from the beginning of the most recent series.
If you watch the most recent series from the beginning, he'll want to set up camp on your sofa.
If you let him set up camp on your sofa, you'll soon find it covered in laptop and various other computer parts.
If you let him put his laptop and various other computer parts all over the place, he'll assume that it's his area and eventually fall asleep there.
If you let him fall asleep on your sofa, he'll expect tea and breakfast in the morning.
If you serve him tea and breakfast he'll want to look through the contents of your DVR*...
This is how I came home from work to find a certaincons_detective still in my flat. Not that I mind. It's just not exactly the sort of thing that happens every day. I don't know what he spent all day doing, but I found him asleep on the sofa in the exact same position I found him when I got up this morning. I think that's all he does is draw and sleep.
*I think he actually went through my DVDs while I was gone. That, or he put them all on the floor for no good reason, which also sounds very likely.
cons_detective over for lunch, he'll want to look through the contents of your DVR.If he looks through the contents of your DVR, he'll want to watch Doctor Who.
If you let him watch Doctor Who, he'll want to start from the beginning of the most recent series.
If you watch the most recent series from the beginning, he'll want to set up camp on your sofa.
If you let him set up camp on your sofa, you'll soon find it covered in laptop and various other computer parts.
If you let him put his laptop and various other computer parts all over the place, he'll assume that it's his area and eventually fall asleep there.
If you let him fall asleep on your sofa, he'll expect tea and breakfast in the morning.
If you serve him tea and breakfast he'll want to look through the contents of your DVR*...
This is how I came home from work to find a certain
cons_detective still in my flat. Not that I mind. It's just not exactly the sort of thing that happens every day. I don't know what he spent all day doing, but I found him asleep on the sofa in the exact same position I found him when I got up this morning. I think that's all he does is draw and sleep.*I think he actually went through my DVDs while I was gone. That, or he put them all on the floor for no good reason, which also sounds very likely.