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[jumperfucker]

If ever you would like to annoy a [Bad username or site: cons_detective title=consulting_detective @ livejournal.com], an effective way to do so is to sprain his wrist. If you really want to annoy him, make sure it's on his dominant side.

And if you would like to annoy his boyfriend, have him do it at 4am.


He won't tell me what he was doing, which means it was probably the sort of incredibly stupid thing that only a certified genius would think was a good idea. Whatever it was, my desk has been knocked over.

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[shel-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh God, what did he do this time?! I mean, you don't know either, but... just, wow.

Also, that means no fanart?! How long for?! I refuse to believe he can't draw just fine with each of his hands!!!

Well, hope he's fine again soon :(

[jumperfucker]

He's looking at about two weeks before the brace comes off. As for whether he can draw with his left hand, I'm not sure.

[shel-chan.livejournal.com]

Ask him, ask him! :D Or make him draw you something <3

Anyway, wish him good luck! And, well, strong nerves to you. I bet he's gonna get bored soon :P

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Was he trying to jump over the desk, Hot Fuzz style?

Granted, that's something I'm more likely to do

[ssarah-s.livejournal.com]

I read that as 'Was he trying to jump you over the desk, Hot Fuzz style?' and my brain went to some very strange places.

[jumperfucker]

I was asleep. I have no idea what he was trying to do, and I don't think I want to.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

No flat surfaces are safe from the two

The bloody kitchen table for Christ's sake

[jumperfucker]

OY

Hush, you.

[ssarah-s.livejournal.com]

Or vertical surfaces. Or diagonal surfaces. Or upside down.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Betting they'd find a way to get to zero gravitation just to do that

[alltoseek.livejournal.com]

CD himself is noticeably quiet on this post ;-)

[saudade-fox.livejournal.com]

Maybe he wanted to build a tower of furniture. Or the floor is made of lava! Don't step on it!!!!!

[narcomanic.livejournal.com]

Or the floor is made of lava!

GODDAMN YOU. I'm barefoot! D: ... Do carpets count as safe places in this game?

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Oh god, the poor man! I can't believe people are complaining about no fanart for a while - that's got to be PAINFUL, let alone making it incredibly hard to do pretty much ANYTHING.

Give him hugs from me, if he does internet-hugs (I can never remember who's averse to them), and something else comforting, if he doesn't.