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If ever you would like to annoy a [Bad username or site: cons_detective title=consulting_detective @ livejournal.com], an effective way to do so is to sprain his wrist. If you really want to annoy him, make sure it's on his dominant side.

And if you would like to annoy his boyfriend, have him do it at 4am.


He won't tell me what he was doing, which means it was probably the sort of incredibly stupid thing that only a certified genius would think was a good idea. Whatever it was, my desk has been knocked over.

Date: 2011-07-05 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ssarah-s.livejournal.com
I read that as 'Was he trying to jump you over the desk, Hot Fuzz style?' and my brain went to some very strange places.

Date: 2011-07-05 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
No flat surfaces are safe from the two

The bloody kitchen table for Christ's sake

Date: 2011-07-05 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ssarah-s.livejournal.com
Or vertical surfaces. Or diagonal surfaces. Or upside down.

Date: 2011-07-05 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Betting they'd find a way to get to zero gravitation just to do that

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