I think I’ve just realised…

[jumperfucker]

That I might be in love with my boyfriend.

Comments

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE, MAN

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

I refuse to be called a matron of honour. Makes me sound at least fifty.


And maiden won't fool anyone.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Of course not

You're the epitome of youth, Mary

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Don't be rude.

I love how excited you guys are about a wedding that hasn't even been announced though. You're like his best girlfriends in a rom-com.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Except we're manly men

Not in tights, though

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Please.

I've seen John and Mike in tights. It's not manly. Or womanly. It was mainly kind of scary, actually.

[consulting_detective]

This entire conversation is pointless. You're talking about something that's never even going to happen.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Give the poor things their fun.

They're probably picking out colour swatches and everything.

[jumperfucker]

I thought it was a bit early for this talk, but alright.

[consulting_detective]

Does it need to be had?

[jumperfucker]

I don't know. We seem to be on the same page already. It always seemed sort of, I don't know. What's the word? Not "straight" but something like it.

Heteronormative

[consulting_detective]

Oh. OK. Good.


I'll be up for a while still.

That's the one

[jumperfucker]

Yeah, I know. You always are.

Re: That's the one

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

You know what makes me happier than weddings?

When couples agree about the large issues.

Yep.

Re: That's the one

[jumperfucker]

I guess you two will have to fight over it for Mary's wedding. Sorry.

Re: That's the one

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope not.

MARY, IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME BEST MAN, I WILL SING OUR SONG AT YOUR WEDDING. YOU KNOW THE ONE.

Your husband can have a maid of honor.