I think I’ve just realised…

[jumperfucker]

That I might be in love with my boyfriend.

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[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

How glorious.

[jumperfucker]

I know, right?

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Not that you're smug about it or anything.
So happy for you, love.

[jumperfucker]

I'll smug it up all over my journal if I want. What're you going to do about it?

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Die of diabetes. :p

[jumperfucker]

Oh, come on. This isn't possibly any worse than that cake you brought over yesterday.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Hey, what, that cake was great. You had two slices, so don't deny it.

[jumperfucker]

Oh, I never said it wasn't great. Just that if you didn't get diabetes from that, then nothing'll do it.

[(Anonymous)]

"Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York."


Don't hurt the Shakespearean!anon! I just get weird associations!

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Win!

[acquiet]

♥

[mazarin221b.livejournal.com]

Aw. Just cause I'm nosy, anything in particular prompt that little revelation?

[jumperfucker]

Turns out, when he stole my cane the other day, he had plans for it.


Like measuring it to replace mine with something that isn't years old and falling apart.

[ssarah-s.livejournal.com]

I like how relevant your tag is for this post.

[jumperfucker]

Yeah, I couldn't think of anything more suitable, really.

[fuyu-no-fuhei.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! Congrats and best wishes!

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWW

[narcomanic.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to sit here, seconding this sentiment. :D

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Dibs on being best man at their wedding

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

GOD DAMN IT BILL.



JOOOOOOHN. THIS IS UNFAIIIIIIIIIR.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE, MAN

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

I refuse to be called a matron of honour. Makes me sound at least fifty.


And maiden won't fool anyone.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Of course not

You're the epitome of youth, Mary

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Don't be rude.

I love how excited you guys are about a wedding that hasn't even been announced though. You're like his best girlfriends in a rom-com.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Except we're manly men

Not in tights, though

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Please.

I've seen John and Mike in tights. It's not manly. Or womanly. It was mainly kind of scary, actually.

[consulting_detective]

This entire conversation is pointless. You're talking about something that's never even going to happen.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Give the poor things their fun.

They're probably picking out colour swatches and everything.

[jumperfucker]

I thought it was a bit early for this talk, but alright.

[consulting_detective]

Does it need to be had?

[jumperfucker]

I don't know. We seem to be on the same page already. It always seemed sort of, I don't know. What's the word? Not "straight" but something like it.

Heteronormative

[consulting_detective]

Oh. OK. Good.


I'll be up for a while still.

That's the one

[jumperfucker]

Yeah, I know. You always are.

Re: That's the one

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

You know what makes me happier than weddings?

When couples agree about the large issues.

Yep.

Re: That's the one

[jumperfucker]

I guess you two will have to fight over it for Mary's wedding. Sorry.

Re: That's the one

[storm-ford.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope not.

MARY, IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME BEST MAN, I WILL SING OUR SONG AT YOUR WEDDING. YOU KNOW THE ONE.

Your husband can have a maid of honor.

[neveryou-again.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you've found that. :)

[piplover.livejournal.com]

Awwww! I'm so happy for you!

*Thinks twitterpated is a perfect word!*

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

You are adorable. I'm so happy for you, congratulations!

and it makes me get warm fuzzies after having to reluctantly set aside my only romantic hopes for seven months *steps on foot* Might there be a photo of the cane mentioned above? Is it like the House cane with flames? :D

[sussexdowns.livejournal.com]

Is it like the House cane with flames? :D
This was legit my first thought. Oh man, I so hope S gave this can a custom paint job. That would move him from 'great boyfriend' on into 'greatest boyfriend'.

[sussexdowns.livejournal.com]

*cane. This CANE. There is no paint can. Damn you, tiny phone keypad!

[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's what the enamel was for? :P

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

I've suspected that for a while. ;-)

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwww~ ♥

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Good on you, loverboy