Very funny

[jumperfucker]

Mary and my sister brought over a cat today. A bloody cat. It's a big, fat fucker, too, and it's already shedded all over the place.

She calls it Her Revenge. S calls it Maurice. I call it Free Cat to Good Home.

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[w-harry.livejournal.com]

He is adorable and you two are already madly in love with him, admit it. ;P

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

And we all know how cute S looks playing with it. You're going to deprive us of that image?

[mazarin221b.livejournal.com]

...Maurice? How droll.

One small word of advice - the moment it pisses on anything that isn't its litter box, get rid of it. It won't stop, and your flat will reek of cat pee forever. (Sorry, S. But its true.)

[jumperfucker]

Oh, the second I have to clean up after it, it's gone.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

He was house-trained before we got him. :( Don't be so cold-hearted John.

[piplover.livejournal.com]

It's adorable! If shedding is a problem it may be it's diet. There are relatively cheap but good foods out there that may stop that.

Hope things work out, I think he's lovely.

[mazarin221b.livejournal.com]

You know, Pip I was just thinking the same thing. Diet and stress with the new living situation can cause excess shedding. Sort of the same with the peeing on things - except they do that for territorial reasons and usually don't stop.

[katty008.livejournal.com]

At least it looks more mournful and less one indignation away from killing all.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

What happened to "not getting any pets"?

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

John's common sense is no match for me and Harry's sense of that will just be too funny.

You'll like him Bill, he's more friendly than Murphs.

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

Kitty cat ♥