[F-LOCKED]* Seriously?

[jumperfucker]

How can a person go their entire life without having ever eaten an apple? It just seems like such a basic staple of everything, and he's never had one.

This came about yesterday when I'd impulse-bought a few at the supermarket (green, for the record).

I'm trying to talk him into trying one, but he's the most stubborn man on the planet and I don't want to push.

*[ooc: You know the drill. Commenting open, but F-locked for plot reasons.]

Comments

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could share?

[consulting_detective]

No.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

What I don't understand is that if a red food is poisonous, how other people can eat it and don't get sick or die.

What if you scraped the poison off?

[consulting_detective]

I already said no. Now stop.