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How can a person go their entire life without having ever eaten an apple? It just seems like such a basic staple of everything, and he's never had one.

This came about yesterday when I'd impulse-bought a few at the supermarket (green, for the record).

I'm trying to talk him into trying one, but he's the most stubborn man on the planet and I don't want to push.

*[ooc: You know the drill. Commenting open, but F-locked for plot reasons.]

Date: 2011-09-29 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
What I don't understand is that if a red food is poisonous, how other people can eat it and don't get sick or die.

What if you scraped the poison off?

Date: 2011-09-29 12:46 pm (UTC)
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I already said no. Now stop.

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