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How can a person go their entire life without having ever eaten an apple? It just seems like such a basic staple of everything, and he's never had one.

This came about yesterday when I'd impulse-bought a few at the supermarket (green, for the record).

I'm trying to talk him into trying one, but he's the most stubborn man on the planet and I don't want to push.

*[ooc: You know the drill. Commenting open, but F-locked for plot reasons.]

Date: 2011-09-29 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Maybe you could share?

Date: 2011-09-29 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piplover.livejournal.com
Perhaps if you have it with cheese or caramel? Apples are good, and green ones are particularly wonderful.

Date: 2011-09-29 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
He think an apple a day will keep you away?

Now I'm wondering what'll happen if you ever got orange watermelon

Date: 2011-09-29 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warmdarkwoman.livejournal.com
Does he think you're the Evil Queen trying to poison him with an apple?

That movie wasn't based on a true story, man.

Date: 2011-09-30 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ningen-demonai.livejournal.com
Try to find these apples (http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitchn/fall/seasonal-spotlight-pink-pearl-apples-154848)? They look cute and not red. :x

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