Paint

[jumperfucker]

In my hair. That's what I have right now. But it's not friendly paint. No. This paint turns to cement when you try to wash it out.


ETA: He's saying it's not paint. It's enamel. Is there even a difference???

Comments

[jumperfucker]

I wouldn't put it past him.

Really, really wouldn't.




I'd forgotten how much my head resembles an egg. I might have to try growing that moustache back, just to not look quite so stupid.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Grow a moustache and wear a bowler hat to work

Do it

[jumperfucker]

I'm going to need to find a bowler now.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Find one in the same shops you get your jumpers at, they're about as old

Yes, I went there

[jumperfucker]

Oi, don't diss the jumpers. You're just jealous that you can't rock this look.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say, granddad

[jumperfucker]

Respect your elders.

And get off my lawn.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

You can't hit me with that cane of yours if you can't catch me, mate

[jumperfucker]

I can sure as hell throw it at you. Want to try your luck?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Damn

[jumperfucker]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Wait, what happened to the one we bought you that one time as a gag gift?

[jumperfucker]

I think it got left in Mallorca. That's the last time I remember seeing it.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

I swear if you wear a bowler hat I will do to it what I did to the sombrero. With extreme prejudice.

[jumperfucker]

I am going to get a new bowler now. Just because of this comment.

And if you light it on fire, I'm giving Fuzzy Tom to S to have his way with. Remember the paint? Sorry, enamel?

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't dare. Fuzzy Tom is a piece of HISTORY. He's not some artist's plaything!
Oh gosh... Have you shaved your head?

I would dare

[jumperfucker]

The choice was between that and S's big, pink handprint on my head.

I'm going to grow a moustache and buy a bowler, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Re: I would dare

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh. John. You could have just used baby oil and cling-film.
Oh gosh, you could buy a beret and look like that guy off the Mythbusters.

Re: I would dare

[jumperfucker]

I'm going to murder that man.


I may be single by the time you stop by.

Re: I would dare

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Get him to paint new hair on.
He does lovely hair, I've seen it.

Re: I would dare

[jumperfucker]

He's not allowed anywhere near my head.

Re: I would dare

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Oh, and you have such a lovely head.
Maybe you could just get him to kiss it better? :p

Re: I would dare

[jumperfucker]

With him still covered in paint? That's how this happened in the first place! D:

Re: I would dare

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

The answer is baby oil. Always more baby oil.
I would have thought you'd have learnt that by now. ;)

Re: I would dare

[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but baby oil sounds plain wrong.

Re: I would dare

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Don't knock baby-oil, it's actually pretty versatile.

Re: I would dare

[my-croft.livejournal.com]

I'm not knocking it. I'm just saying it's something the RPF writers could find good use for.

Re: I would dare

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh. I hadn't even thought of them.

Re: I would dare

[my-croft.livejournal.com]

I guess that's what happens only when you're a mod.