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[jumperfucker]

I now have a cons_detective living with me. I’d never been over to his flat before, and I think I realise why now. There wasn’t any room for a second person. I don’t think there was any room for him. It’s no wonder he was always coming over here.

Not that I mind. But it’s been like a full-size game of Tetris, trying to get all of his stuff to fit around mine and still leave room to move. I’m going to talk to the landlord in the morning about seeing if we can use the shed for some of the stuff that won’t get moisture damaged. Which is, thankfully, most of S’s stuff, I think.

And then it wasn’t made any easier with him checking his email on his phone every five minutes. *eye roll*


ETA: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Comments

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

I wish you the best of luck with this ordeal. You'll need it.

Also, I strongly recommend you to find a new therapist asap.

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[consulting_detective]

This is not an 'ordeal.' He offered assistance, and I accepted. I thought you'd be pleased about that.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Absolutely delighted, on your account. Severely worried, on his.

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[consulting_detective]

Oh, mind your own business for a change. You have no idea what you're talking about.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

If you actually cared to think about it, I have the second best idea, right after your mummy mother.

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[consulting_detective]

Leave her out of this.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Will you tell on me? I'd actually like to see if you'd run to jumperfucker or your mummy now.

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[consulting_detective]

Oh you would. Like I'd give you the satisfaction anyway.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Doesn't give me a reason to leave her out of this, then.

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[consulting_detective]

Simple courtesy, perhaps?

Or do you lack that ability?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

That's more of your area of profession, lacking that ability.

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[consulting_detective]

It seems to be mutual, from where I'm standing.

Or perhaps I learned it from someone. I wonder who.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Maybe from your mummy?

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[consulting_detective]

Or maybe from an older sibling, perhaps?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have a brother as well?

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[consulting_detective]

Yes, I think you've met him actually.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should take example from jumperfucker and write a journal depicting his gorgeousness, too.

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[consulting_detective]

Couldn't hurt. Maybe you ought to try it.