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[jumperfucker]

I now have a cons_detective living with me. I’d never been over to his flat before, and I think I realise why now. There wasn’t any room for a second person. I don’t think there was any room for him. It’s no wonder he was always coming over here.

Not that I mind. But it’s been like a full-size game of Tetris, trying to get all of his stuff to fit around mine and still leave room to move. I’m going to talk to the landlord in the morning about seeing if we can use the shed for some of the stuff that won’t get moisture damaged. Which is, thankfully, most of S’s stuff, I think.

And then it wasn’t made any easier with him checking his email on his phone every five minutes. *eye roll*


ETA: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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[ununpentium.livejournal.com]

Does he have a skull? I bet he has a skull.

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[jumperfucker]

Aside from the one in his head, he does have something that looks like it belonged to a badger or something.

And a spine. Which definitely did not belong to a badger. Where does a person even get an actual human spine?

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[sussexdowns.livejournal.com]

Oh good lord, who even knows where art students get half the things they have? I know way too many people who are 'studying anatomy' but really it just tooks like you've stumbled into a serial killer's lair. Sometimes I wonder at the overlap between the two professions, but mainly I just wish I had some sort of artistic skill!

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[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

I found a seal vertebra on the beach once. Can't attest to the provenance of any of the human bones, I'm afraid...

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[sussexdowns.livejournal.com]

That's pretty cool actually. All I ever find at the beach is shells, sea glass, and used needles.

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[dreamwaffles.livejournal.com]

Well, I did happen to be on a nature preserve beach at the time...probably wasn't supposed to take it, come to think of it, but it didn't occur to me to think of it like that because I grew up across the canal from it and had been there a dozen times.

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[jumperfucker]

haha I know right?

My once cosy flat looks like the den of someone very dangerous. He says this stuff is all for his art, but I don't know. I'm pretty sure I saw a sword in this mess somewhere.

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[sussexdowns.livejournal.com]

Well, but who doesn't have a sword? Swords are cool!

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[alltoseek.livejournal.com]

WORD!

(former fencer here :-)

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[jumperfucker]

I don't. D:

Well, I guess I do now. Sort of.

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[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

There can be only one...

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[ununpentium.livejournal.com]

Well your flat certainly sounds interesting!

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[jumperfucker]

It definitely is now! haha

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[falling-voices.livejournal.com]

You know, it could be worse. He could be checking his emails on your phone instead of his own. Silver lining, yeah?

Also, how are you fitting around each other? did you have a spare bedroom, or is he still sleeping on the sofa?

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[jumperfucker]

I've no idea what his plans are. The only reason he slept on the sofa whenever he came over was because that's where he passed out. He always stays up for hours after I go to bed.

And sometimes, he's still awake when I get up in the morning. O_o

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[fuyu-no-fuhei.livejournal.com]

Art types are usually... interesting to live with (or so my former roommates have told me). We tend to have mad packrat tendencies because you really never know when you'll need those porcupine quills or India ink or evidence tags, and it would be horrible to need them at two in the morning and *not* have them.

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[jumperfucker]

Oh, yikes. Well, I guess that explains some of the stuff he had with him.

Not all, but a fair amount.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

I wish you the best of luck with this ordeal. You'll need it.

Also, I strongly recommend you to find a new therapist asap.

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[consulting_detective]

This is not an 'ordeal.' He offered assistance, and I accepted. I thought you'd be pleased about that.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Absolutely delighted, on your account. Severely worried, on his.

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[consulting_detective]

Oh, mind your own business for a change. You have no idea what you're talking about.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

If you actually cared to think about it, I have the second best idea, right after your mummy mother.

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[consulting_detective]

Leave her out of this.

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[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

At least you're trying to sort out the stuff. I, being lazy as hell, woulda just dumped everything in the corner and said "done!"

Thiiis might explain why my room is such an infernal mess.

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[neveryou-again.livejournal.com]

Good luck! Just don't let him near the spray paint again. :)