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[jumperfucker]

I now have a cons_detective living with me. I’d never been over to his flat before, and I think I realise why now. There wasn’t any room for a second person. I don’t think there was any room for him. It’s no wonder he was always coming over here.

Not that I mind. But it’s been like a full-size game of Tetris, trying to get all of his stuff to fit around mine and still leave room to move. I’m going to talk to the landlord in the morning about seeing if we can use the shed for some of the stuff that won’t get moisture damaged. Which is, thankfully, most of S’s stuff, I think.

And then it wasn’t made any easier with him checking his email on his phone every five minutes. *eye roll*


ETA: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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[consulting_detective]

Piss off.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

It is a good question.

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[consulting_detective]

This is ridiculous. Have either of you considered that John and I might have standards in who we associate with?

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

I've considered that he has standards, making it all the more interesting that he's letting you move in with him. ;)

You know many of us love you and your art and all, but you can be a bit trying. Maybe now you'll start to mellow out.

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[consulting_detective]

Ha! Why shouldn't he let me stay here? He's never invited you over for as much as tea.

Like I said. Standards.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

Some of us haven't gone looking, as you might recall. Some of us aren't stalkers.

Or... Have I said too much?

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[consulting_detective]

Do you have me confused with someone else? I rather think you do.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course, what was I thinking?

My mistake! :D

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[consulting_detective]

Oh, of course you expect me to fall for your blatant sarcasm.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

I just assumed you wouldn't want to air your dirty laundry, here.

Anyway, maybe My_croft knows what I'm talking about.

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[consulting_detective]

Oh, don't bring that waste of space into this.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

There's no point in making him see what he's closed his eyes to, childish as he tends to be.

Maybe jumperfucker will be interested, though.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

Do you think he'd tell Jumperfucker?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

No. I think if we keep this up, it will appear typed out in here, sooner or later.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

You make a lovely point. I'm sure this will come up again later, anyway.
Ta!

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Of course.
I'm glad he can't manage to insult you, dear.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

You're being very childish. Stop attacking her only because she's got a plausible argument that you can't bring down with a counterpart. Having someone crushing on you is not making you better than everyone else.

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[consulting_detective]

Crushing? There's a bit more to it than that. Or haven't you been paying attention?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Have you?

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[consulting_detective]

Are you changing the subject again just to annoy me?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

That's not changing the subject, it's merely turning the argument against you.

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[consulting_detective]

Don't you have better things to be doing at half four in the morning? Or have you been keeping more secrets than usual?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Actually, I do. I wonder why I'm not spending my time in some nicer way, for example reading another brilliant fanfiction. Wasting time on you is such a shame.

Then again, I could ask you the same question. Did jumperfucker kick you out of the bed already? (I know you tried to occupy it already, there's no point in denying that.)

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[consulting_detective]

For the record, I couldn't sleep. He didn't kick me out; I left on my own because I didn't want to wake him.

Unlike some people, I am capable of extending that small amount of courtesy to others.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

You'd hardly wake him if you just slept every now or then.

I'll take that as a bad attempt of joke from your side.