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[jumperfucker]

I now have a cons_detective living with me. I’d never been over to his flat before, and I think I realise why now. There wasn’t any room for a second person. I don’t think there was any room for him. It’s no wonder he was always coming over here.

Not that I mind. But it’s been like a full-size game of Tetris, trying to get all of his stuff to fit around mine and still leave room to move. I’m going to talk to the landlord in the morning about seeing if we can use the shed for some of the stuff that won’t get moisture damaged. Which is, thankfully, most of S’s stuff, I think.

And then it wasn’t made any easier with him checking his email on his phone every five minutes. *eye roll*


ETA: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Have you?

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[consulting_detective]

Are you changing the subject again just to annoy me?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

That's not changing the subject, it's merely turning the argument against you.

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[consulting_detective]

Don't you have better things to be doing at half four in the morning? Or have you been keeping more secrets than usual?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Actually, I do. I wonder why I'm not spending my time in some nicer way, for example reading another brilliant fanfiction. Wasting time on you is such a shame.

Then again, I could ask you the same question. Did jumperfucker kick you out of the bed already? (I know you tried to occupy it already, there's no point in denying that.)

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[consulting_detective]

For the record, I couldn't sleep. He didn't kick me out; I left on my own because I didn't want to wake him.

Unlike some people, I am capable of extending that small amount of courtesy to others.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

You'd hardly wake him if you just slept every now or then.

I'll take that as a bad attempt of joke from your side.

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[consulting_detective]

I do sleep. I just find that I tend to be more productive at night.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Spraying paint all over the walls, I know.

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[consulting_detective]

AH! See! There you go again, insinuating that I physically painted the walls. I didn't! Stop it.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Not again - for the first time. Knew it'd piss you off.

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[consulting_detective]

Why? What's the point? Seriously, you really are a piece of work.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

The point? You're amusing to watch.
And well, I generally aspire to get better than your brother is, so of course I am a piece of work.

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[consulting_detective]

How incredible mature of you.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Better than being downright childish like you.

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[consulting_detective]

I'm not the one attacking other people for something they didn't do.