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[jumperfucker]

I now have a cons_detective living with me. I’d never been over to his flat before, and I think I realise why now. There wasn’t any room for a second person. I don’t think there was any room for him. It’s no wonder he was always coming over here.

Not that I mind. But it’s been like a full-size game of Tetris, trying to get all of his stuff to fit around mine and still leave room to move. I’m going to talk to the landlord in the morning about seeing if we can use the shed for some of the stuff that won’t get moisture damaged. Which is, thankfully, most of S’s stuff, I think.

And then it wasn’t made any easier with him checking his email on his phone every five minutes. *eye roll*


ETA: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

I feel like there's a "that's what he said" joke in there, somewhere...

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[consulting_detective]

Ha. Ha.

Who invited you, anyway?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

What would your answer be?

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[consulting_detective]

Piss off.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

It is a good question.

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[consulting_detective]

This is ridiculous. Have either of you considered that John and I might have standards in who we associate with?

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

I've considered that he has standards, making it all the more interesting that he's letting you move in with him. ;)

You know many of us love you and your art and all, but you can be a bit trying. Maybe now you'll start to mellow out.

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[consulting_detective]

Ha! Why shouldn't he let me stay here? He's never invited you over for as much as tea.

Like I said. Standards.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

Some of us haven't gone looking, as you might recall. Some of us aren't stalkers.

Or... Have I said too much?

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[consulting_detective]

Do you have me confused with someone else? I rather think you do.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course, what was I thinking?

My mistake! :D

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

You're being very childish. Stop attacking her only because she's got a plausible argument that you can't bring down with a counterpart. Having someone crushing on you is not making you better than everyone else.

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[consulting_detective]

Crushing? There's a bit more to it than that. Or haven't you been paying attention?

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

Aw, defending your new bf? aren't you cute!

Don't worry, I'm not here to mess with your domestic equilibrium. Just hanging out in this journal like I always do, and making the occasional dirty joke.

Unless... your not jealous?

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[consulting_detective]

No, I am not jealous. I'm just wondering what business you have in this matter.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey, you know what I'm doing here. I'm just here for the pretty Victorian porn!

Why you feel the need to question me, well, that's a far better question.

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[consulting_detective]

Because I don't recall ever asking your opinion on anything.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

And I don't recall giving you an opinion in this matter, making my question all the more valid. Tipping your hand a little, don't you think?

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[consulting_detective]

The only thing stopping me from banning you from this blog is that I don't want to wake John by fetching his laptop from the bedroom.

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[lass-sirene.livejournal.com]

And that John would scold you when he woke up, I am sure.

Do you really think you're doing anyone a favor by harassing people on his journal?

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[consulting_detective]

You started it. I'm only defending myself.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

It's you giving away your opinion about everything - on someone else's journal, on top of that. And no, I don't care he's your boyfriend now. The fact he'll let you do anything doesn't mean you have to stretch it.

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[consulting_detective]

What have I been stretching? I'm being quiet. I've not made any messes. I even made sure that my stuff is as out of the way as possible.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

There's over 70 comments on this journal, S. Seventy. Want me to count how many are yours? It's not only his flat you're occupying space in, you know.

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[consulting_detective]

I wouldn't be commenting here if you lot weren't attacking me to begin with.