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cute enough to shoot you down ([personal profile] jumperfucker) wrote2011-06-02 07:48 pm

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I now have a [livejournal.com profile] cons_detective living with me. I’d never been over to his flat before, and I think I realise why now. There wasn’t any room for a second person. I don’t think there was any room for him. It’s no wonder he was always coming over here.

Not that I mind. But it’s been like a full-size game of Tetris, trying to get all of his stuff to fit around mine and still leave room to move. I’m going to talk to the landlord in the morning about seeing if we can use the shed for some of the stuff that won’t get moisture damaged. Which is, thankfully, most of S’s stuff, I think.

And then it wasn’t made any easier with him checking his email on his phone every five minutes. *eye roll*


ETA: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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[identity profile] lass-sirene.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
And I don't recall giving you an opinion in this matter, making my question all the more valid. Tipping your hand a little, don't you think?
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[personal profile] consulting_detective 2011-06-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
The only thing stopping me from banning you from this blog is that I don't want to wake John by fetching his laptop from the bedroom.

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[identity profile] lass-sirene.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
And that John would scold you when he woke up, I am sure.

Do you really think you're doing anyone a favor by harassing people on his journal?
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[personal profile] consulting_detective 2011-06-03 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
You started it. I'm only defending myself.

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[identity profile] lass-sirene.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
We both know you don't believe that.
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[personal profile] consulting_detective 2011-06-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know how what I think now, as well? Your manipulation won't work on me. Don't even try.

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[identity profile] lass-sirene.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't that what you said last time?
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[personal profile] consulting_detective 2011-06-03 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
You would know.

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[identity profile] lass-sirene.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, I would. I just love hearing you say someone else knows what they're talking about for a change.
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[personal profile] consulting_detective 2011-06-03 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it is rather refreshing to see you demonstrate an existence of brain activity from you.

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[identity profile] lass-sirene.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said. Tipping your hand.
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[personal profile] consulting_detective 2011-06-03 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, repeating yourself. Very clever.

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[identity profile] lass-sirene.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
As clever as your belligerence.
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[personal profile] consulting_detective 2011-06-03 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
And yet, you keep coming back. I almost think you're enjoying this.

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[identity profile] lass-sirene.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I never said I wasn't. I also know you enjoy it, so how could I resist?
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[personal profile] consulting_detective 2011-06-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. It's so enjoyable to deign myself to tolerate your squawking.

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[identity profile] lass-sirene.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
As I thought.
Now you're repeating me, though.
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[personal profile] consulting_detective 2011-06-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Are you always this boring, or are you trying something new today?

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[identity profile] lass-sirene.livejournal.com 2011-06-03 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, back to belligerence. That's my cue to bow out for now.
'Till later, ta!