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[jumperfucker]

I now have a cons_detective living with me. I’d never been over to his flat before, and I think I realise why now. There wasn’t any room for a second person. I don’t think there was any room for him. It’s no wonder he was always coming over here.

Not that I mind. But it’s been like a full-size game of Tetris, trying to get all of his stuff to fit around mine and still leave room to move. I’m going to talk to the landlord in the morning about seeing if we can use the shed for some of the stuff that won’t get moisture damaged. Which is, thankfully, most of S’s stuff, I think.

And then it wasn’t made any easier with him checking his email on his phone every five minutes. *eye roll*


ETA: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

There's over 70 comments on this journal, S. Seventy. Want me to count how many are yours? It's not only his flat you're occupying space in, you know.

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[consulting_detective]

I wouldn't be commenting here if you lot weren't attacking me to begin with.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

You're only butting into other people's conversations as far as I can see. And not in a nice way like me.

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[consulting_detective]

Oh please. You're constantly butting in where you don't belong.

Like now, for instance.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Only as much as you are.


...well, no. A little less, I dare say.

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[consulting_detective]

How do you belong here more than I do? Are you dating him? No. I didn't think so.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Again with this non-argument? Please.

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[consulting_detective]

And yet you keep replying. I think that rather invalidates your point.

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

You know, maybe you should show a little gratitude for the opportunity to date him itself, instead of mocking me for not claiming him first.

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[consulting_detective]

Oh, like he would. Did you miss the entire conversation earlier about standards?

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[my-croft.livejournal.com]

Well it's irrelevant now. (Or do you want me to try?)

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[consulting_detective]

Oh like you could.