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Yes, what

w_harry posted was true. Ha ha. Very funny. You can stop sending me emails and PMs now. I've heard it all, twice.

And yes.

cons_detective has pretty much taken down his account. I don't know if he's still going to be online at all, or what his plans are. Frankly, I didn't ask. He just got a big commission from

storm_ford yesterday, and was probably going to be spending most of his time on that anyway, even before all this crap happened.

Thanks to everyone who's been there for us the last few days. It was a battle of will power to even get into work today, but once I was there, things weren't as bad as they could have been. At least most people had the tact to leave us alone. To those few who did try to come in, I don't know what you were thinking with that. You know I wasn't going to agree to see you anyway.

Bill and Mike: Hot Fuzz is still on. I need it, after the way this week has been. S says he doesn't mind if it's just the four of us, but would much rather do it here. I'm not sure what put him off most about going to your place, Bill, but he's not budging on the matter. And frankly, I'm not going to push, because I agree with him.

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Can I quote your first sentence in reference to al the idiots who thinks it's funny to call the bloody NSY with their giggly prank calls? I am SO tired of it.

I'm so sorry for all of this, John. Neither of you deserved it, at all.

Oh my god. How many complaints of a glow-in-the-dark dog have you got today?

85, since 10 am this morning. I started keeping a tally.

And I'm here late tonight. FML.

How are you holding up?

We're... hiding from the world, really. S has had his face buried in one of his sketchbooks all day, so at least there's some productivity happening.

My landlord's apparently had to chase people off the front step a few times today. I'm seriously considering moving, because I don't like all these people knowing where I live.

I wish I could hide from the world.

Glad to hear of productivity. If you need to move, I can haul boxes, and I have a car.

I just hope there's another fandom explosion not involving any of us, so that the wankers will be distracted. They're so distractible.

Maybe we can convince S to sock puppet around. He might enjoy that, actually.

(I wouldn't really encourage that behaviour, but it's nice to pretend)

You shouldn't, no.

~~But oh please do that would be wonderful I could stop answering the bloody phone oh bloody nora there it goes again~~

We might take a holiday, instead. Maybe go to Cornwall for a few weeks and just get away from everything.

IDK.

Best of luck with that.

Sounds rough love.
Let me know if I can do anything.

I could bring over a cake...

I'm so sorry, this is not what fandom is supposed to be abound, and it seems like it's been one thing after another for you two lately.

I'm fine with your house

Mike, need a lift?

Please. Jenny'll be using the car. Shopping or something. I don't know.

John, she wants to meet with S at some point to discuss her 'vision,' apparently. I told her not to worry, and to give the two of you a little time; next week perhaps?

1830 hours at your place alright?

Yep

Next week, sure. I'll try not to murder John's sister before then, but I'm not making any promises.

Just don't get caught then.

....

I mean. Don't. Kill her.

I'm not making any promises.

Especially if she turns up on Saturday.

...Shall we say the perfect place to hide a body is in a medical school?

"Donated body, of course. Sure, I have the paperwork."

PS, Harry: When are you starting AA? I think it's about time, wouldn't you?

You guys, please stop plotting my sister's murder on my journal. Do it somewhere else, if you must.

Only kidding.

You are going to make her join AA, though, aren't you? It was bad before, but now it's messing up other people's lives as well.

Yeah, it's definitely time to start looking into that, I think.

You guys, I'd really like to be able to claim some sort of plausible deniability here...

If there's someone who wouldn't let you breathe, don't hesitate to contact me. It may not seem like it to you, but I'm always willing to help.

I hope it gets better again in few days.

You did great at work. And running off the few who dared to show their noses was actually kind of fun.

My landlord is taking care of the ones that show up here. He can be properly scary when he wants!