I have two questions

[jumperfucker]

Where did the skull come from, and why was it waiting for me on my pillow?


That's really fucking creepy, you know that?

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[consulting_detective]

Well, where else was I supposed to put it? You don't mind, do you?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Tell me it's not a real one

Because I don't want to know if it is

[jumperfucker]

Yes, I mind. I mind when I'm going to bed and I crack skulls with an actual skull.

Put it on your side next time. I swear, you're worse than that damn cat. At least it leaves the dead things it finds on the floor.

[jumperfucker]

Of course it's real.

[consulting_detective]

Oh, don't be so dramatic.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Why did I even bother asking?

That was a rhetorical questions, by the way

[consulting_detective]

Why wouldn't it be? Fake ones are boring.

[consulting_detective]

If it was rhetorical, why bother asking at all?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Fake ones bring up less questions on how you managed to get your hands on them

[jumperfucker]

Oh my god. You have got to be joking.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

A flicker of hope that it wasn't what I thought it would be, maybe?

[consulting_detective]

Dull.

[consulting_detective]

It's not as difficult to acquire genuine human skulls as one might imagine. I can think of several websites that deal in them just off the top of my head.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

I almost feel like I should apologize

No, feeling's passed

Glad you're having fun though

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

That wasn't an invitation to tell me how but cheers

I'm sure it'll come in handy

Someday

Maybe

[consulting_detective]

You're like the kid who's just learned a new word and wants to show it off.

Only with you, it's sarcasm. It really doesn't suit you as well as you think it does.

[consulting_detective]

http://www.skullsunlimited.com/

http://www.boneroom.com/

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Think it suits me quite nicely, thanks!

[consulting_detective]

And you just keep telling yourself that.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Wow

You know, I was set on being horrified but that's actually pretty interesting. Must be rather pricey to ship out to here, if that's even possible

[consulting_detective]

I wouldn't know. I have local sources as well.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure never to ask about them

Why'd you get one, anyway? Art project?

[consulting_detective]

Because it was interesting. Do I need a reason beyond that, or is it so inconceivable that I might have interests outside of art?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Bit hard to imagine you going around and suddenly being hit with the urge to buy a skull

[consulting_detective]

It was an impulse buy. It was near the register.