Sep. 7th, 2011

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I came home today to find the front room full of garden gnomes and a six-foot termite boring holes in the wall. At least the gnomes are gone and the holes all confined to S' room.

The gnomes in our back garden are also gone. Finally. I'm not sure if they all belonged to the same person, or if the bloke who came to get the ones piled up in our flat just has a serious gnome fetish and wanted those as well. Either way, no more gnomes. I've also confiscated the drill, so there should be no more holes. The last thing we need is for S to hit an electrical line or something.

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