Very funny

Aug. 11th, 2011 03:59 pm
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Mary and my sister brought over a cat today. A bloody cat. It's a big, fat fucker, too, and it's already shedded all over the place.

She calls it Her Revenge. S calls it Maurice. I call it Free Cat to Good Home.

Date: 2011-08-11 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] w-harry.livejournal.com
He is adorable and you two are already madly in love with him, admit it. ;P

Date: 2011-08-11 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mazarin221b.livejournal.com
...Maurice? How droll.

One small word of advice - the moment it pisses on anything that isn't its litter box, get rid of it. It won't stop, and your flat will reek of cat pee forever. (Sorry, S. But its true.)

Date: 2011-08-11 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piplover.livejournal.com
It's adorable! If shedding is a problem it may be it's diet. There are relatively cheap but good foods out there that may stop that.

Hope things work out, I think he's lovely.

Date: 2011-08-11 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mazarin221b.livejournal.com
You know, Pip I was just thinking the same thing. Diet and stress with the new living situation can cause excess shedding. Sort of the same with the peeing on things - except they do that for territorial reasons and usually don't stop.

Date: 2011-08-11 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katty008.livejournal.com
At least it looks more mournful and less one indignation away from killing all.

Date: 2011-08-11 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
What happened to "not getting any pets"?

Date: 2011-08-12 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ningen-demonai.livejournal.com
Kitty cat ♥

Date: 2011-08-12 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
He was house-trained before we got him. :( Don't be so cold-hearted John.

Date: 2011-08-12 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
And we all know how cute S looks playing with it. You're going to deprive us of that image?

Date: 2011-08-12 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
John's common sense is no match for me and Harry's sense of that will just be too funny.

You'll like him Bill, he's more friendly than Murphs.

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