Today was interesting

[jumperfucker]

I had to put out a few fires today, but that nothing new to the point that it's becoming tedious. It was also one of those days at the surgery. You know the sort. Every sort of 'worst patient' imaginable (yes, even the one I 'treated' over the phone. You know who you are) came through my door today. I thought the day would never end. I think the only way today could have been worse is if I were still in A+E.

But I also come with good news! I think we may have found a flat (thanks, Millie)! S didn't come with to look at it, so it's still in the 'I think' stages. He was too busy trying to convince me (via text, no less) that his wrist had actually been shattered and that the X-Ray and the MRI he had done were wrong. So, he stayed home to get into trouble while I talked to the guy letting the flat. He seems nice. Not like the sort to install secret hidden cameras or anything.

I mentioned S got into trouble. That's the bit you're all wanting to hear, I know. Well, let's just say this: if a certain hair removal product says on its packaging to avoid contact with some rather sensitive areas of one's body, it's a good idea to do as it says (for those wondering, it belonged to an ex, and was left here). But while S doesn't really have a whole lot of body hair to begin with, he now has a lot less. I'm contemplating showing him how to use the PS3, just for something to keep him occupied, but I worry that doing so may just end up in me never seeing him again.

Comments

[consulting_detective]

What on earth have you done to your layout?

[jumperfucker]

You've just noticed? I changed it this morning.

[consulting_detective]

I've been busy.

[jumperfucker]

HA!

[saudade-fox.livejournal.com]

Does S like to take photographs? You could give him a camera and a photo challenge (photograph only yellow things or stairs or something like this). It would keep him occupied and it's creative. Maybe he would have fun.

[jumperfucker]

That's a good idea.



I know you're reading this, you creep. How's that sound?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Millie says you're welcome and which one was the winner?

Also, I don't want to know about what happened there with S

Keep your kinky shenanigans to yourself, thanks!

[jumperfucker]

The Indian guy with the name a mile long. I'm never going to remember that.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

... I was going to take the mick out of you for not remembering any names full stop

And then Millie just said the name to me

How the hell

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

He might not be wrong about the wrist. My daughter walked around (well, hobbled around) on a broken ankle for three weeks because the doctor at the emergency clinic looked at the x-rays and said it was only sprained.

Actually, she'd broken a growth plate. You do NOT want to see your doctor make that kind of face that the specialist made when those x-rays came back, believe me.

[jumperfucker]

Oh, Jesus. That is every doctor's worst nightmare right there. D:


I'm fairly positive he's just being dramatic, though. He had both an MRI and an X-ray, and I double-checked for my own peace of mind and didn't see anything to indicate a fracture, much less the 'shattered' wrist he claims to have.

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

Not that he has a history of being dramatic or anything...

(TEASING. I'M ONLY TEASING, C_D.)

[jumperfucker]

Oh, no. Not at all.

He's the most serious guy I know.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

So... uh... is it a good look for him?

Not the wrist brace, I mean.

Good luck with the flat!!!