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I took S out for a late breakfast this morning, because I'm not really sure what he does when I'm in bed, but it doesn't seem like he eats anything. I have to admit, he worries me like that sometimes, but I'm not sure what all I can do. It's not like he refuses to eat, though. He just forgets.

We came back to find someone had been in the house. We know this because all S' pants and trousers have gone missing. Not that he minds laying around in his dressing gown all day. In fact, I think he was happy for the excuse.

A few hours later, someone came round, and then screamed and ran away. I wonder who that was*. It probably didn't help that S got the door. Naked, from what I can tell. Why is he such a brat? Why are you all such brats?


*No, actually. I really don't, because I am capable of checking my phone's text message log, you know.

Date: 2011-09-10 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] narcomanic.livejournal.com
That's like... a weird version of the hey-let's-steal-his-clothes-while-he's-skinny-dipping prank from elementary school. I can't help but admire your patience.

Date: 2011-09-10 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
You definitely owe me a drink now.

Date: 2011-09-10 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
No I can't talk to him right now I keep having mental images that upset my delicate balance.

You should train him better.

Date: 2011-09-11 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alltoseek.livejournal.com
Did you at least get a picture?

Date: 2011-09-11 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Funnily enough I didn't. I was too busy being traumatised.

Date: 2011-09-11 03:21 am (UTC)
consulting_detective: (Default)
From: [personal profile] consulting_detective
Oh, please. The way you were giggling, you obviously enjoyed it.

Date: 2011-09-11 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Yes, from now on, I will never be able to look at the last chicken in the shop without being overcome with fond nostagia.

Date: 2011-09-11 03:28 am (UTC)
consulting_detective: (Default)
From: [personal profile] consulting_detective
Do you know, I may just continue to go around in my dressing gown. It's rather pleasantly unrestricted.

Date: 2011-09-11 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
I'll tell John on you if you do.

Date: 2011-09-11 03:35 am (UTC)
consulting_detective: (Default)
From: [personal profile] consulting_detective
I really don't think he'll mind. If anything, he seemed to enjoy it more than I did.

Date: 2011-09-11 03:42 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-11 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alltoseek.livejournal.com
Like you haven't seen it all before! Jeez... I thought the Brits were less prudish than Americans.

Unless CD really does have something no one else does. Hmmm...

Date: 2011-09-11 03:23 am (UTC)
consulting_detective: (Default)
From: [personal profile] consulting_detective
What on Earth are you trying to imply?

Date: 2011-09-11 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alltoseek.livejournal.com
Nothing, as it turns out :D

Date: 2011-09-11 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
I was raised Catholic. Different rules apply.

Date: 2011-09-11 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mscontrarymary.livejournal.com
Also everything was very much present and correct. Um. Very much.

Date: 2011-09-11 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Okay then

Glad I didn't go over today

Millie and I'll be over here on the unscarred corner of the internet

Date: 2011-09-11 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com
I should think that would've been a treat for anyone. She really is kinda contrary...

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