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[jumperfucker]

Right. Which one of you wankers told S to download Minecraft?


Because you're going to the special hell.

Comments

[narcomanic.livejournal.com]

Oh, my condolences. I don't play it myself, but have a dozen friends who are irrevocably addicted to that game. :\ You'll need a clever plot to lure him away.

[piplover.livejournal.com]

Oh, goodness! Good luck with that! I think you'll need it!

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

fuck

[jumperfucker]

You're dead to me.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

How the hell was I to know that he didn't know you could build shit in Minecraft!

I thought he knew and didn't care!!

[jumperfucker]

I've not got out of bed yet. I don't want to, because I know what I'm going to find.

Would you like to know what I'm going to find, Bill?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

... No, not really

Are you going to tell me anyway

[jumperfucker]

I'm going to find Sherlock sitting on the sofa, in the same place as where he was when you picked me up for the game on Saturday. I know this, because he's not moved an inch from that spot since he started playing that damn game.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

He hasn't slept since then? Fuck

I'm really sorry, I didn't know he'd be that into it

Probably having nothing to do while his hand was out of commission didn't help

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

D'you want to delete your comment, cos you kind of slipped there

[jumperfucker]

No, I want you to find him a new hobby. Something that he won't get so hyper-focused on.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

I know fuckall about what he'd like, man

Short of dragging him to bed and getting Junior to lay on top of him until he falls asleep, I dunno what to do

[jumperfucker]

I thought that was going to end in a completely different way than it wound up doing.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming you've already tried that route

Also, you are tiny

My dog is huge

Which one do you think has a better chance at keeping him still

[jumperfucker]

I'm more interested in getting him to move at the moment.

[piplover.livejournal.com]

Ummm, sorry to butt in, but have you unplugged the laptop? Either the computer will die eventually, or he'll have to get up to replug it in. Either way, he'll end up moving and you will have your chance to get him to bed. To sleep.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Gonna have to agree with the one above me

He might pitch a fit, but it's better than having him pass out on top of the netbook and retrieving him then

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

If he's playing Minecraft, at least he's not blowing spray paint cans up.

You have to find your bright spots where you can, I think.

[jumperfucker]

The problem is he's also not sleeping again. In fact, I don't think he's moved at all since Saturday afternoon (it's just after 1am Monday).

If he's still there when I get up for work, I may have to throttle someone. Probably the person who put him onto the game in the first place.

[katty008.livejournal.com]

Oooh, nice layout.

(WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M NOT GUILTY...)

[jumperfucker]

Child molesters, people who talk at the theatre, and people who put my boyfriend onto Minecraft: Candidates for the special hell.

[xiilnek.livejournal.com]

But the more intriguing question - what's he building?

(That is how minecraft works, yes?)

[katty008.livejournal.com]

Oooh, yes. A replica of Holmesian London perhaps, complete with a baffling murder to solve? Or maybe he's just putting the art in pixel art.

Let me throw your wonderful brain a party for that suggestion

[xiilnek.livejournal.com]

That... is pretty much the best idea ever. This needs to be real. Who in the Sherlock fandom loves the game? We need a poll.

Re: Let me throw your wonderful brain a party for that suggestion

[katty008.livejournal.com]

Sadly I'm busy building a city of gold at the moment, though it does have the murderous bakery on Fleet Street. I've actually managed to creep myself out with that one.

Re: Let me throw your wonderful brain a party for that suggestion

[oxfordtweed]

I built a village that had a butcher shop called H Briss and Son.

Sadly, I could not get a cow to stay in the flat above it.

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, pretty layout colors. ♥

Also, yessss, Firefly reference! Although I don't envy you about the Minecraft thing, my guy friends love that game to bits and pieces. Thankfully, they're pretty good at keeping a balance of "real life" vs "tunneling until we lose shit in the lava".

[alice-day.livejournal.com]

Well, using the concept of using another earworm to dislodge the initial earworm, you could always introduce him to the attention-eating crack that is Angry Birds.