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[jumperfucker]

Right. Which one of you wankers told S to download Minecraft?


Because you're going to the special hell.

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[jumperfucker]

You're dead to me.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

How the hell was I to know that he didn't know you could build shit in Minecraft!

I thought he knew and didn't care!!

[jumperfucker]

I've not got out of bed yet. I don't want to, because I know what I'm going to find.

Would you like to know what I'm going to find, Bill?

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

... No, not really

Are you going to tell me anyway

[jumperfucker]

I'm going to find Sherlock sitting on the sofa, in the same place as where he was when you picked me up for the game on Saturday. I know this, because he's not moved an inch from that spot since he started playing that damn game.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

He hasn't slept since then? Fuck

I'm really sorry, I didn't know he'd be that into it

Probably having nothing to do while his hand was out of commission didn't help

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

D'you want to delete your comment, cos you kind of slipped there

[jumperfucker]

No, I want you to find him a new hobby. Something that he won't get so hyper-focused on.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

I know fuckall about what he'd like, man

Short of dragging him to bed and getting Junior to lay on top of him until he falls asleep, I dunno what to do

[jumperfucker]

I thought that was going to end in a completely different way than it wound up doing.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming you've already tried that route

Also, you are tiny

My dog is huge

Which one do you think has a better chance at keeping him still

[jumperfucker]

I'm more interested in getting him to move at the moment.

[piplover.livejournal.com]

Ummm, sorry to butt in, but have you unplugged the laptop? Either the computer will die eventually, or he'll have to get up to replug it in. Either way, he'll end up moving and you will have your chance to get him to bed. To sleep.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Gonna have to agree with the one above me

He might pitch a fit, but it's better than having him pass out on top of the netbook and retrieving him then