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[jumperfucker]

When are you going to come clean up all these garden gnomes? I don't know what to do with them and they're annoying my landlord.


In other news, there are very large, very green paw prints going back and forth across my sitting room. wth?

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[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

I could make a joke about other big hairy things eating paint and sticking it's face in the fridge.

But I'm not going to.

I'm bigger than that.

[jumperfucker]

Oh, don't come crying to me when he bites back over that.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

I'll wear gauntlets next time I pet him.