[F-LOCKED]* Do you know why no-one ever messes with Switzerland?

[jumperfucker]

This ends NOW. It was fine when you guys were just being mildly irritating but now someone's got hurt. You know he has what can only be described as a flat-out phobia of a certain colour. When he noticed, do you know what he reached for? His mouthwash. I don't know what you put in it, and I don't want to know. The point is I've just spent three hours getting him to calm down.

At least he's asleep, although I'd far rather he just stay up all night than having passed out from the exhaustion of a panic attack.

*[ooc: Watchers may freely comment. F-lock is only to keep anonymous away.]

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[jumperfucker]

No, you didn't. Clearly. I don't want to know how long you spent thinking about how to pull that off, though. I told you I didn't want anything funny when you came over.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm sorry.