[F-LOCKED]* Do you know why no-one ever messes with Switzerland?

[jumperfucker]

This ends NOW. It was fine when you guys were just being mildly irritating but now someone's got hurt. You know he has what can only be described as a flat-out phobia of a certain colour. When he noticed, do you know what he reached for? His mouthwash. I don't know what you put in it, and I don't want to know. The point is I've just spent three hours getting him to calm down.

At least he's asleep, although I'd far rather he just stay up all night than having passed out from the exhaustion of a panic attack.

*[ooc: Watchers may freely comment. F-lock is only to keep anonymous away.]

Comments

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh, I'm so sorry, I didn't think of that at all. I'm really really sorry.

[jumperfucker]

No, you didn't. Clearly. I don't want to know how long you spent thinking about how to pull that off, though. I told you I didn't want anything funny when you came over.

[mscontrarymary.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm sorry.

[daria-silver.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Panic attacks are no laughing matter. Blood pressure spiking, heart palpitating, feeling unable to breathe, that "fight or flight" instinct kicking in at top gear - it's horrible. I hope he's alright.

[jumperfucker]

He seems to be doing better this morning. He had me really worried last night, though.

[mazarin221b.livejournal.com]

Oh, Christ. I'm glad he's sleeping, and I hate that you had to go through it, both of you. Wish I could help, but since I can't, know I'm thinking of you both.

[jumperfucker]

Yeah, he only managed a few hours, I think. But he seems to be doing better than he was last night.

I'm used to having them, not helping someone through them.

[fuyu-no-fuhei.livejournal.com]

I hope he's alright.

[jumperfucker]

He seems to be. :)

[piplover.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. I hope he's all right now. Panic attacks are no fun.

[jumperfucker]

Yeah, he seems to be doing a bit better. He's having a bit of a sulk, but I think he's allowed to right now.

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck, the poor dear. DDD:

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck - it's not as if his dislike of red is a SECRET or anything! There's a line between funny and sadistic, and that goes way over.

Sherlock has such a reputation for being difficult, but if people remembered a few simple little things that are obvious even to an LJ acquaintance, he would be a lot less so.

1. No red, and there's no point trying to reason or kid him out of it.
2. Taking Sherlock to a pub or other situation centered on alcohol is like taking a cat to a water-slide park.
3. Keep confidential information confidential.
4. He tends to be fairly open and clear about what he doesn't like or want. Why not go along with that?