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12:07 pm
jumperfucker
Mon, 03:05
: Out with Paul. S was doing sone thing and making the flat reek, so I left him to it. I'm not sure we'll be hone by morning.
Mon, 03:05
: *some *home
Mon, 03:29
: *not *seems *in
Mon, 03:40
: FML not even trying that obe.
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Date:
2011-06-13 04:02 pm (UTC)
From:
consulting_detective
My god, someone needs to teach you how to type.
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Date:
2011-06-13 04:03 pm (UTC)
From:
jumperfucker
I was drunk and my phone's a piece of shit. What's your point?
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Date:
2011-06-13 10:03 pm (UTC)
From:
not-thatbill.livejournal.com
And it has begun...
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Date:
2011-06-13 10:04 pm (UTC)
From:
jumperfucker
Bill + head + back end of a goat
DO IT
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Date:
2011-06-13 10:41 pm (UTC)
From:
not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Come and make me, bro!
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Date:
2011-06-14 10:40 am (UTC)
From:
not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Also, are you going to provide the head, because I don't seem to have an extra one laying around
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Date:
2011-06-14 10:41 am (UTC)
From:
jumperfucker
Does that mean that you have the back end of a goat on hand?
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Date:
2011-06-14 10:42 am (UTC)
From:
not-thatbill.livejournal.com
I'm sure C_D can find one at the same place he found the pigs
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Date:
2011-06-14 10:43 am (UTC)
From:
jumperfucker
Well, I'll have to ask him when he gets home.
Apparently, he was just bit by a dog. O_o
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Date:
2011-06-14 10:44 am (UTC)
From:
not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Shit, what
He alright?
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Date:
2011-06-14 10:45 am (UTC)
From:
jumperfucker
I don't know. I left him at Mike's to go talk about paint or whatever, and wasn't home ten minutes when I got a text saying that. What the hell did he do to those dogs???
no subject
Date:
2011-06-14 10:50 am (UTC)
From:
not-thatbill.livejournal.com
... Wait. We talking about Mike's dogs?
Oh Goddammit, you
just had pigs
in your flat
no subject
Date:
2011-06-14 10:52 am (UTC)
From:
jumperfucker
Yeah. It was Dog 1, too. But I didn't even think about that. GDI.
no subject
Date:
2011-06-14 10:55 am (UTC)
From:
not-thatbill.livejournal.com
How many times
Why do I even bother. The Cavalier? Wow, the irony
You better make sure your boy's scrubbed clean when you two come over on Thursday
no subject
Date:
2011-06-14 10:57 am (UTC)
From:
jumperfucker
... Fuck. He kept the pigs in the bath. That whole area of the house reeks.
I may have to make him scrub down in the kitchen. I'll probably do it as well, just to be safe.
no subject
Date:
2011-06-14 11:00 am (UTC)
From:
not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Do that. I don't want Bill Jr getting his jaws on either of you
You both probably have paint embedded in your skin
Can't you ask Harry for the use of her shower?
no subject
Date:
2011-06-14 11:01 am (UTC)
From:
jumperfucker
You have the best ideas. My ideas of going to Spain never help me in any practical situation.
no subject
Date:
2011-06-14 11:03 am (UTC)
From:
not-thatbill.livejournal.com
Spain: Apparently full of feisty girls but not exactly a convenient place to get clean, no
no subject
Date:
2011-06-14 11:05 am (UTC)
From:
jumperfucker
Damn straight!
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Date: 2011-06-13 10:04 pm (UTC)DO IT
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Date: 2011-06-14 10:43 am (UTC)Apparently, he was just bit by a dog. O_o
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Date: 2011-06-14 10:44 am (UTC)He alright?
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Date: 2011-06-14 10:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 10:50 am (UTC)Oh Goddammit, you just had pigs in your flat
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Date: 2011-06-14 10:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 10:55 am (UTC)Why do I even bother. The Cavalier? Wow, the irony
You better make sure your boy's scrubbed clean when you two come over on Thursday
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Date: 2011-06-14 10:57 am (UTC)I may have to make him scrub down in the kitchen. I'll probably do it as well, just to be safe.
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Date: 2011-06-14 11:00 am (UTC)You both probably have paint embedded in your skin
Can't you ask Harry for the use of her shower?
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Date: 2011-06-14 11:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 11:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-14 11:05 am (UTC)