My tweets

[jumperfucker]

• Mon, 03:05: Out with Paul. S was doing sone thing and making the flat reek, so I left him to it. I'm not sure we'll be hone by morning.
• Mon, 03:05: *some *home
• Mon, 03:29: *not *seems *in
• Mon, 03:40: FML not even trying that obe.

Comments

[jumperfucker]

Well, I'll have to ask him when he gets home.

Apparently, he was just bit by a dog. O_o

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Shit, what

He alright?

[jumperfucker]

I don't know. I left him at Mike's to go talk about paint or whatever, and wasn't home ten minutes when I got a text saying that. What the hell did he do to those dogs???

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

... Wait. We talking about Mike's dogs?

Oh Goddammit, you just had pigs in your flat

[jumperfucker]

Yeah. It was Dog 1, too. But I didn't even think about that. GDI.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

How many times

Why do I even bother. The Cavalier? Wow, the irony

You better make sure your boy's scrubbed clean when you two come over on Thursday

[jumperfucker]

... Fuck. He kept the pigs in the bath. That whole area of the house reeks.

I may have to make him scrub down in the kitchen. I'll probably do it as well, just to be safe.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Do that. I don't want Bill Jr getting his jaws on either of you

You both probably have paint embedded in your skin

Can't you ask Harry for the use of her shower?

[jumperfucker]

You have the best ideas. My ideas of going to Spain never help me in any practical situation.

[not-thatbill.livejournal.com]

Spain: Apparently full of feisty girls but not exactly a convenient place to get clean, no

[jumperfucker]

Damn straight!