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Stuff happened today. Some stuff I won't talk about, because it's not mine to discuss, and some I will talk about, because it happened in my flat.

The long and short of it is that S wound up a bit upset today, so [livejournal.com profile] mscontrarymary offered to stop by to check on him while I was at the surgery. I got home a bit after that, to find everything in the flat in a pile in the sitting room, S on the sofa with some ice cream, and Mary on a chair, trying to mop the ceiling.

What do you people get up to when I'm not around!? How was that even... I don't know. I don't want to know.

Mary left shortly after that, so S and I (mostly me, actually) cleaned up the front room. The good news: We are mostly packed now, so moving should be easy! It didn't make much sense to put everything back just to put it all in boxes in a few weeks anyway. So S helped us in that regard. He seemed quite pleased to hear that, which always makes me happy.


I also want to say, but never got the chance, that I appreciate everybody who commented to S' recent entries on his journal. I know he doesn't really know how to show it, but he does appreciate what was said. We both do. <3
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S likes to make off with my phone sometimes. So, if you're trying to get hold of me and you can't, try ringing his phone. Chances are I have it in the flat somewhere.


The reason I came here is because I just found my phone in his pocket, and noticed that it had a new text.




I'm not quite sure what's more irritating. That he takes my phone, pretends to be me, or reveals himself only to pull the genius card. *facepalm*


(Locked because I don't know how to censor names)
jumperfucker: (WTF Ship)
Maybe sometime in the distant future, S will act like a proper human being while we're talking to strangers.

And one day, if I'm really lucky, he will refrain from getting black ink on a potential new landlord.


That's fine. The flat wasn't in a particularly ideal area, anyway.
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Things have finally started to get a bit bearable. We ordered some Chnese a few hours ago, but S never really touched his. He ate some of the noodles, and then declared it ‘too blue-tasting,’ whatever the hell that means. He’s really bringing out the doctor in me, because whenever he does this, I can’t help but start to get worried. Maybe I’ll have to just find a very large recipe book and go through everything in it just to see what he does like. So far, the list of things I’ve found that he’ll eat unconditionally include custard creams, certain flavours of Walkers Crisps, and oranges. Everything else is fussed over or flat out refused. I don’t get it.

Right now, I’m watching him paint a pair of old shoes. My old shoes, actually, but I haven’t worn them for a while, so I don’t really care. They’re starting to look kind of cool. I may have to post pictures when he’s done.



Saturday is still on. Just don’t expect S to be very social. I think he’s a little put off at the idea of meeting new people right now.

So, things

Jun. 9th, 2011 11:52 am
jumperfucker: (Yeah all right)
Things are much better. I have a boyfriend napping next to me on the sofa, and plans to go see Frankenstein at the National next week.

I'm a bit tired, because things have been a bit weird. I was woken up around two o'clock this morning by S tapping furiously at my laptop keyboard. I thought he was gonna break it. Instead, he was just pissing off people in #221bbaker.

He left around 4am to go do god knows what, and came home a few hours later with a pig's head, with the intent to tattoo the ears. I didn't even know he had the kit for it, but he seems to know what he's doing. I'd post pictures, but I don't know what he's done with the head now. But he did clean it up, so that's fine. At least it's not staring at me any more.

Also in chat, I ran into an old girlfriend, [livejournal.com profile] mscontrarymary. We dated for a few years before I joined the army, and she went off to travel. She's back now, and looking to get into fandom. Please be nice to her.

S and I went out for breakfast, because we were bored and I couldn't be arsed to cook anything. I think the pig head was putting me off. I don't think we're allowed back at that restaurant any more, though. The owner didn't take too kindly to S drawing on the table with a Sharpie. You'd think he'd know better, but I guess not.

And now this entry has come full circle. I've still got a few days off before Sarah marks me available to come in again. But that's good, because I think I still need a few days to recover.
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I now have a [livejournal.com profile] cons_detective living with me. I’d never been over to his flat before, and I think I realise why now. There wasn’t any room for a second person. I don’t think there was any room for him. It’s no wonder he was always coming over here.

Not that I mind. But it’s been like a full-size game of Tetris, trying to get all of his stuff to fit around mine and still leave room to move. I’m going to talk to the landlord in the morning about seeing if we can use the shed for some of the stuff that won’t get moisture damaged. Which is, thankfully, most of S’s stuff, I think.

And then it wasn’t made any easier with him checking his email on his phone every five minutes. *eye roll*


ETA: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Unexpected

May. 31st, 2011 07:28 am
jumperfucker: (Obey)
I came home yesterday to find [livejournal.com profile] cons_detective asleep on my sofa.
I woke up this morning to find him unexpectedly gone. He took his stuff, so I'm guessing he didn't just nip outside for a fag.


S, where'd you go?


ETA: Someone from #221bBaker sent this to me: http://zephyrdragon.tumblr.com/post/6008959800/i-shouldnt-be-this-excited-if-you-have-no-idea

Oh, Tumblr. ♥

I love you all
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If you invite a [livejournal.com profile] cons_detective over for lunch, he'll want to look through the contents of your DVR.

If he looks through the contents of your DVR, he'll want to watch Doctor Who.

If you let him watch Doctor Who, he'll want to start from the beginning of the most recent series.

If you watch the most recent series from the beginning, he'll want to set up camp on your sofa.

If you let him set up camp on your sofa, you'll soon find it covered in laptop and various other computer parts.

If you let him put his laptop and various other computer parts all over the place, he'll assume that it's his area and eventually fall asleep there.

If you let him fall asleep on your sofa, he'll expect tea and breakfast in the morning.

If you serve him tea and breakfast he'll want to look through the contents of your DVR*...


This is how I came home from work to find a certain [livejournal.com profile] cons_detective still in my flat. Not that I mind. It's just not exactly the sort of thing that happens every day. I don't know what he spent all day doing, but I found him asleep on the sofa in the exact same position I found him when I got up this morning. I think that's all he does is draw and sleep.


*I think he actually went through my DVDs while I was gone. That, or he put them all on the floor for no good reason, which also sounds very likely.

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